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[Darc @darcisokay]

I guess I have to make a make a tweet saying this entire page is just a joke and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a court of law

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.

[alex @abjortia]

i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

[Filikieterian @Filikieterian]

Today's royal families are all engaged in an incessant larp. Doing military training for a war they will never fight, studying politics, diplomacy and languages in a country they will never govern, pretending to remain an important national institution when they're not

[Fu Cookies20 @FCookies20]

I'm not eating from Taylor Farms - I'm not buying their shit and I'm not eating from businesses that use yhier produce either.

That 2M bought a license to kill/maim people

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Asking the librarian if she can help me find books about how to seduce librarians

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

kid named faggot: fart?…

[vivi ⚢ @cxffinism]

just saying that if i were germany i would be treating my artists with a lot more respect

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Need her stationed at every AMC nationwide cause theater etiquette is literally in the toilet

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[Liste @endliste]

Fucking the toast man for toast and getting left on bread... Some of you!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh well this will kill thousands of people

[paige ☭ @justalittlesore]

crazy this is a hot take now but i think people deserve the to go outside and mind their business without worrying about being photographed and posted online without their knowledge or consent

[DissidentRexy🦖 @DissidentRexy]

Hi Peter. Quick question what license plate is this Flock camera reading?

[whack-a-mole victim @gloryoftheocean]

ziplock bag ive been using as a wallet this summer tore open completely

[brother, I am ticket up @whoisambivalent]

The safest time in history to fly was September 12, 2001

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[Pat Just Pat 🍉 @PatTheSocialist]

The Flock CEO is just doing PR cleanup for calling us all terrorists. His livelihood depends on treating us like terrorists, so don't believe him. Fuck him and fuck Flock. End Flock

[meghan @meghanfaceeee]

got a taylor farms salad kit in my hello fresh box this week and it felt like opening a letter with anthrax inside

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

i think we should give alysa liu a gun and 24 hours of legal immunity

[bran @slugopolis]

i'm going to miss all the weird little animals, chilly summer evenings, fresh vegetables, all of it really