McCuntly

all i got are perfect opinions

[james @jms_tny]

He looks like if you mashed together the two guys from challengers into one person

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

If you tell women to change their behaviour to avoid being raped, what you’re really saying is, “make sure he rapes the other girl instead.”

There will always be a woman who is more vulnerable less sober, less confident, with fewer friends around her, or walking alone in a darker part of town.
She deserves to be safe just as much as I do.
Safety shouldn’t depend on which woman was easier to target that night. The problem isn’t women’s behaviour. The problem is men who choose to commit rape as an act of violence.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Human beings living their lives and experiencing the world isn't some gross energy inefficiency it's the ENTIRE POINT OF EXISTENCE you creepy, antihuman weirdo.

[Exit @Net_Driver__]

Your country's national bird being routinely admitted to veterinary care with cases of lead poisoning is the kind of sign from the gods the Romans would cancel entire military campaigns over.

[manny @mannyfidel]

actually it cost the original budget for the scene, plus 9 cents

[jp 🍃 @j4ypee__]

i have never understood the statement "i don't agree with homosexuality"like... people have been gay and it's an objective fact of reality, it's like saying "i don't agree with mountains" lol, the mountains have been there and will still be there after you die, you sound foolish.

[Rachael Lippincott @rchllipp]

I need every sapphic on earth to pull up for this. you want a lesbian heated rivalry? you want your favorite book to become a film? this right here is a test and it better go triple platinum even if it ends up being hot garbage

[🦢 @meishato]

if you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head 🤷🏻‍♀️

[♡ @astralbaes]

real af

[dan @Dansplainer]

sometimes dinner is just various things on top of rice for the rest of your days

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

I want everything that you want to happen to immigrants to happen to you ❤️

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If abortion is illegal because “s*x has natural consequences,” then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences, darling, are so consistent.

[McCuntly @darcymccully]

@ferupity @TheYard

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Reading all the info boards at an aquarium so thgat the fish know I care about them

[Cleobug101 @cleobug101]

people say “women aren’t paid less, they just pick empathy careers.” ok… but who decided nursing and teaching are worth less? like we’ll pay a sales guy 150k to move numbers around, but pay a nurse pennies to literally keep people alive, or give a teacher crumbs and wonder why future generations are failing every test. it’s not that empathy based work is less valuable it’s that we’ve normalized underpaying it because it’s “women’s work.”

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Reminder: ICE has ZERO jurisdiction to stop or arrest people for traffic violations or disorderly conduct. They have no authority to stop you from recording them. They’re not cops. They’re immigration agents. They can’t execute a woman because they think she’s a “fucking bitch.”