Like Marylin but

If Leslie Knope, Bojack Horseman and Archer had a love child it would be me

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

Every girl @ a country concert this summer

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

@WhiteClaw what is happening to tangerine? If anything move peach to the berry pack and delete the raspberry.

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

@MCsburner I went alone a few times to get my thoughts together and when I narrowed it down I invited people!

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

Going somewhere I can’t control the music, kinda nervous 🥹

[Greg Greene @ggreeneva]

Things that did _not_ kill kids today:

- a renaissance sculpture
- a film about Ruby Bridges
- drag queen story time
- the word ‘tampon’
- critical race theory
- woke banks
- saying that Rosa Parks was Black
- gender-affirming care
- ‘The Bluest Eye’

What did:

-an AR-f––ing-15

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Don’t tell me you’re a “patriot” or you “love America” if you think 40,000 thousand Americans a year killed by guns and innocent children slaughtered in their classrooms are just “the cost of freedom.” You’re not remotely “Christian” or “Pro-Life” either. You’re in a death cult.

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

Want to see the funniest thing ever ?

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

@JonathanEch Oh no!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

To have the best public school system, we have got to radically change our attitude toward how we invest in education. No public school teacher should make less than $60,000 a year. I am proud to introduce the Pay Teachers Act to begin to address the crises schools face today.

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

This movie gave me nostalgia for something I never experienced and left me feeling empty while longing for such chaos

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

To learn the metric system…. Did you use “kangaroos hop down mountains drinking chocolate milk”

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

Okay but why did episode 3 of The Last of Us make me cry in the clerb

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

I am in the most brutal meeting I’ve ever been in (thankfully as a note taker) but omg!!!!

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

@MCsburner I feel ya! 😂

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

@MCsburner Maybe your battery is going?

[Like Marylin but @darleaaan]

Corrected two people on how to spell my name that appears TWICE in emails 🙃