Alister Douglas

Twitter game so weak only porno bots retweet me

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@guy_mont just make sure you check in with the crowd about any pre existing medical conditions

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@johnny40133314 @BenThomasNZ yep, that speech was wack

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@JulietMosesNZ @emiledonovan *opens Macbook

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@KiwiMoet Good ol' Diane Culvert

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@AllanTaunt @byroncclark He gets in on the redneck anti rates vote.

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@remcomulder @NZcivildefence Have a great weekend!

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@remcomulder @NZcivildefence The local news is print only. Rnz and others night be covering but info changes fast as do live feeds. Link to Buller council webpage could be good but FB and radio is where locals get info (I worked on last response). I assume there is an emergency mobile alert. Anyway!

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@remcomulder @NZcivildefence The local civil defence is on Facebook because that's where the people are. There is also radio, print and online media covering the issue. This national page is just sharing updates, not running the response.

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@sambgrover Today at Mitre 10

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@Monique_NZ Let's touch base tomorrow for a deep dive into the draft operational capability sector review

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@PronouncedHare Minister of Twitter affairs?

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@PronouncedHare Try no booze or sugary things for a week and see how you feel. Eat a proper lunch so you don't snack as much. You'll see the small gains multiply. Don't beat yourself up!

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@Bid249 You seem nice

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@NoFloatingVoter @MatthewHootonNZ I don't get it? You (and me) want to keep covid out as much as possible but you don't want the pm to lead from the front? She has been conspicuously absent, so others are filling the void.

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@SBasqe @EmmaVitz @muckbangmeow @pierreroudier @chamfy @ASBBank My wife wore tights once and got many, many evil looks from effortlessly chic women in their 50s.

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@ASBBank @chamfy That's a shame, I hoped you were actually having a lunch break.

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@SBasqe @EmmaVitz @muckbangmeow @pierreroudier @chamfy @ASBBank If I may chime in - Sunday is the best day in France. Like a weekly lockdown. Everyone sleeps in, has lunch for 3 hours, then goes for a walk (active wear strictly prohibited). No shopping. Some small Carrefour are open, but very frowned upon by mothers. I learned to love it.

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

@mishviews Félicitations, eh!

[Alister Douglas @dasnewt]

I've heard a few people say this today but to me it would be the *perfect* out. Would save a long drive to Akl to awkwardly converse with in-laws

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BUSINESS: Facebook/Meta is voted worst company of 2021 according to Yahoo Finance survey.