@MatthewStadlen This is such a dumb tweet. Holy hell I never tweet but jfc. I've got no afinity for either of them but don't pretend time and context aren't relevant factors.
Fearne Cotton defends herself following claims she snaffled snacks while volunteering at a food bank.
“It was a Double Decker - one of Cadbury’s least popular bars. I wouldn’t have taken a Twirl,” she told reporters
There's a kind of a beautiful horror to Reeves reworking Keynes eternally optimistic
"Anything we can do, we can afford"
into
"We can't do it if we can't afford it"
Both are correct - if the people control their own resources, they can afford anything they can do. 1/8
Reform 2024 (4 million votes, 5 seats)
30% in 10 seats
98 second places
Ukip 2015 (4 miillion votes, 13%, 1 seat)
> 30% in 8 seats
120 second places: "a springboard for 2020?"
https://t.co/bRbCfy333P
All I'm saying is that if *I* was trying to pull off the biggest jailbreak in history, I'd establish myself as the world's most beloved keycutter, and then get appointed Prisons Minister.
Boris Johnson put his own brother & the son of a sanctioned KGB spy in the House of Lords. On his *first day in the job* PM Sir Keir Starmer has promoted a former chief scientific advisor & a businessman whose work rehabilitating former prisoners has improved countless lives…
Reform have done so well. They've convinced a lot of people that their struggles in life are because a Somalian family have got some foodbank vouchers. What a world.