nate

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

uhh this is partly my bad but because I misunderstood an online offer via DraftKings/Polymarket I now have $40,000 riding on whether I will experience "wistfulness" more than 3.5 times in the next 12 hours

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Punxsutawney Phil haters support group

[nate @datenight16]

@FleshMechanic19 “Nate don’t start the round I have to tweet first”

[Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids]

The frozen streets of Minnesota are the Vietnam of the ICEstapo. Unfamiliar and hostile terrain, uncooperative natives. A quagmire.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Game6ix🎸 @paayme3]

Whoever sold my girl a gun lame asf…she ain't gone try to shoot nobody but me wit dat mf

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

New York Poorst thinks $630 are luxury boots. there are boot tiers you couldn't dream of

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

Since when are millennials being included in this type of shit? im not working in a factory im too busy inventing new types of soy milk. Hang yourself playboy

[nate @datenight16]

Don’t let Jake Woolf see these

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

Pretty awful from J Crew, wow lol

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

. @andrewcuomo

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Jobs near me full time no experience mid 20s overweight

[Adam @FulwelI]

I don’t think the West Ham fans are taking the 3-0 loss well

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

Just told my 10yo daughter about #CharlieKirk. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Kirkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.

[J @journaladjacent]

When prayers include “the lonely” with the sick, the suffering, and the poor. It’s like. Damn. Is it that bad

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if the ribbon is pink, breast cancer aware. if the ribbon is blue, pig at state fair

[the jackals @geostrophicflow]

iron dome so sloppy i almost crashed the paraglider