Dave Buchfuhrer

I'm just an old man having a slice of fun pie. he/him

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

often terrorism works https://t.co/SWaBDVbkGS

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

@_JGoldstein_ @ETVPod I think the pivot is supposed to be from "people deserve what they get because of their merit" to "we need to give people things to incentivize them to do jobs that are important for society."

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

@SC_Griffith You're on Twitter and therefore have ADHD, so you're not going to make it to m.

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

@ScoreStudios this is the difference between an asteroid and a comet. A meteor is the light steak when a small space object burns up in the atmosphere.

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

@helvetica @puppyfoot @jkosoy I just got this too and I'm on the latest version. I'm guessing it updated automatically overnight.

[Shae Reloaded @judgementshae]

you're telling me most people remember their childhoods? it's not normal to have occasional single memories with years of nothing and a general feeling of unease?

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

I actually have lots of clothes but let me know if you think I don't have any and I'll make sure to get some.

[LegalEagle @LegalEagle]

This is the social media equivalent of stopping withdrawals during a bank run.

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

@Edubya If Feedly goes away, I'm walking into the ocean

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

At this point I'd be surprised if Twitter is even capable of implementing the fail whale.

[Jessica Hagy @jessicahagy]

The Old God prepares for final battle

[CDC Centers for Disease Control (parody acct) @CDCgov_parody]

What does it mean when we say a pathogen is airborne? It means you inhale it through your nose & mouth. It lingers in the air even after people have left a specific area or room. This is why a high quality mask prevents you from catching an airborne illness.

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

@bigk_eth I don't think they can afford me now

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

This is the only moment that I've regretted that I no longer work at Twitter. Imagine getting fired for speech on Twitter by the guy who claims he bought Twitter to make speech more free.

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

"Free speech absolutist" always means, "I get to say whatever I want, but you? Not so much." https://t.co/0327jcVjVX

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

Hopefully they keep someone who knows how to revive the fail whale.

[Boosterman @Normal_n_Online]

@edzitron The best time to lay off half your workforce is when you are in the middle of implementing multiple, simultaneous changes to the core product that each present significant technological challenges.

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

I was holding out hope that the deal wouldn't go through, then I checked the account that used to have my Twitter stock 😭

[Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck]

@dougdurando Candy corgnac?