Dave Lee 🖐⚽️

'The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.'
Terry Pratchett

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@bombszelberger What about those of us, which excludes you obviously, who have a whole brain?

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@Evertxn Use your eyes, ears, brain.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@bailey_wynne2 That's not what the clip showed. It's just what you were told it showed, which you believed, because you're not very bright.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@mattwill1982 @CharlieMunger00 @DrTonyShenton @samuel_leeds @DanNeidle He means 'my' when he says 'their'.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@alexjmingolla This is nonsense. It's more likely that if the rest of the world started playing your daft game, them 192 wide rereceivers would be bang average. I'll leave it to you to work out why.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@ReemAmirIbrahim Key phrase here being 'I do not understand'.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@CapelLofft Contrived bollocks that.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@AllyFogg @BowTiedCrow Come on Ally! You're bigger than this. 😁

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@Londonblue_2 Don't bother. The family won't train it, won't feed it, walk it, take it to the vets, pay for kennels when you're going on holiday! They'll just talk to it in silly voices and leave it all to you.
If you're determined to go ahead though, you can have mine.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

#iamCountBinface

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

Dan Hodges, of all bastards, beat me to this classic! Count Binface beats fuck face farage easy.

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Jokes aside, here's the following scenario. None of the other main parties stand. @CountBinface does. He becomes the magnet for anti-Reform votes. We've seen significant tactical voting in the past. What sort of % does the noble Count need to get to see Farage embarrassed...

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@lewis_goodall Do fuck off.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@themightygwinn @DaleJohnsonBBC As if we need even look! Worst thing we ever did showing a football to you lot.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@LeonKrauze It wasn't rescinded. That aside, the interference of the US President should mean immediate disqualification for the US team and removal of Infantino.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@Jon_Mackenzie Increased participation and control by US actors is key driver of this. But VAR is a kind of in game litigation as well. See also FFP and PSR, with attendant pseudo legal experts everywhere.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

Pretty clear and obvious this. Won't happen though.
National federations should just leave FIFAn instead after this tournament and ban the US for 5 years from any new organisation.

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

Whether it is or isn’t a red to Balogun is now irrelevant. Government interference is a violation of FIFA Article 2 & 15, and the punishment is disqualification and suspension. #FIFAWorldCup

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@JoePompliano So to recap what you just wrote; it's mostly bollocks. It was a clear and obvious red. Then you cheated. If we let you cranks play football much longer you'll fucking ruin the game with lawyers and money. Sooner you fuck off and make your own world cup the better.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@NFLosophy The one thing 'Americans' don't believe in is justice. They're just delusional.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@ellencarmichael It was a red card. It's not been rescinded. The US are cheats. The US will turn the greatest game on earth into a fiasco, run by lawyers, for the benefit of billionaires. Leave them and FIFA to their own devices. They'll have a world Cup every year and be the only participant.

[Dave Lee 🖐⚽️ @davelee0707]

@henrywinter You are joking?