David Wyatt

Love the outdoors: runner, mountain marathoner, mountaineer, climber, cyclist, walker, skier, ultra runner. Work to live. App Lead at Abel & Cole

[Channel 5 News @5_News]

Mountain rescuers in the Peak District are warning hikers not to take dangerous selfies after receiving a surge in callouts near a beauty spot, called 'The Trinnacle'.

Dave Wyatt from Oldham Mountain Rescue explains why so many are finding themselves in trouble.

@OldhamMRT

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@chxrles Cool init

[Mountain Rescue England and Wales @MountainResqUK]

There are a few different apps to help you locate yourself outdoors but OS Locate has the advantage of giving you a grid reference so that you can find yourself on a map and navigate yourself to your destination. https://t.co/gw2L8qbIG1

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@MuddyBird Awesome. Well done.

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@pauldambra Should I now also report you 😀

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@GabbyLogan don’t forget we had Dean Macey in the decathlon after Daley. #bbcolympics #Tokyo2020

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@iamtomnewton Were you meant to be riding in the tour this year?

[Not My Agile @NotMyAgile]

I’ve heard a couple of you are refactoring code without approval. Let’s be respectful to the business. Do not refactor unless we have business approval and we’ve moved a refactoring card into play on the board.
#NotMyAgile

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@DurableStretch Deep shit = big problem
Fan shit = immediate problem
Sandwich shit = bad news

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@McrFinest Love the replacement wall behind it: concrete blocks and solid metal barrier

[Vidhika Bansal @vidhster]

"Your poor planning does not constitute my emergency"

Hashtag, new motto

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@AHopwood Oh no. And I was in a virtual meeting with you the other day. Maybe I should get tested.

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

If only Rahkeem was born 25 years earlier we could have had Devon v Cornwall #ENGvWI #ENGvsWI #Cricket

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Saying that you can't release often because you're "regulated" is just an excuse. You can always find a small subset of users from which you can get feedback. Hire them as consultants if you need to.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Ladies & Gentlemen, once again, Kenny Burns has his knackers hanging out.

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

I’d forgotten how good Stereo MC’s Connected was #6music

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Deadlines (even end of Sprint) are an anti-pattern. With only a few legitimate exceptions (e.g. regulatory), they are nothing but a tool of manipulation used to exploit people into “working harder,” and they invariably lower quality. If you can’t finish “in time,” reduce scope.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Just heard someone complain that "one of our...devs...was split off 50% to support another team." That's a huge dysfunction on many levels. First of all, highly-functioning teams are a stable cohesive unit. 1/4

[David Wyatt @davetrousers]

@paulmsmith @Pentropy I keep looking for Kellogg’s Start. Just read it was discontinued in 2018. I’ll stop looking now.