David Salzer

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

folks we have never been closer to the Trump N word post than we are right now. we are 3 minutes to midnight

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

hello I'm new to the stock market is it good when the intel ceo starts praying

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

Kateryna from Zaporizhzhia is holding her ginger cat.
She waited for more than 5 hours for her friend to be rescued from underneath the rubble.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Saudi Arabia, one of the worst violators of human rights in the world, wants to partner with Russia to jack up US gas prices, it can get Putin to defend its monarchy. We must pull all US troops out of Saudi Arabia, stop selling them weapons & end its price-fixing oil cartel.

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

the nation now waits for black or white smoke to emerge from the Tucson hot topic where Kirsten Sinema has entered into occultation

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

first thing i’m doing with a time machine is hooking ronald reagan up to five nights at freddy’s VR while he’s asleep and telling him it’s real

[Nick Jordan @NickOnAirJordan]

iRobot takes place in 2035

We got another 13 years. Will Smith will be too old and Jada will have taken away the last shred of confidence that man has.

Guys, we’re fucked https://t.co/tDxlJqwrrk

[Jessica Ritchey (jmritchey.bsky.social) @Ruby_Stevens]

I had to see these photos of somebody putting their sphinx cat in a wig and dress and now so do you.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The very large crowd gathered to see the JFK Jr. reveal himself after his faked death isn’t funny. It’s a deeply worrying sign of how unhinged our political conversation has become from truth.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

These are the absolutely deranged #QAnonCult lunatics at Dealey Plaza in Dallas who are waiting for JFK Jr. to announce Trump is being reinstated today. Not joking. The mental health crisis in America is staggering.

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

Shakespeare’s shit is so timeless cause everybody’s got that friend named Polonius that hides behind their tapestries

[Lance H. @Imp_Animator]

The black and white image makes it look like this is a memorial for Chris Pratt, with his last words being "Mario".

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Scott Foster celebrating sending CP3 home

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Chris Paul currently #NBAFinals

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Scott Foster tonight:

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Get ready for 24/7 coverage of Critical Rain Theory

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

Zuck Crossing the Delaware

[Brian Kahn @blkahn]

The Gulf of Mexico is literally on fire because a pipeline ruptured