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Crisis Actor / Elon sucks.

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@memesiwish That’s actually *my* cat Seinfeld meowing at a Halloween skeleton I bought at the Ralph’s on Venice Blvd.

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@EricTrump Scumbag!

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Too much insane news this week. #pambondi #kristinoem #bimbos
#bryonnoem

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@AGPamBondi What a week!

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The Kennedy Center fall 2026 after Cushman & Wakefield buys it.

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Is he sundowning yet…?

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@ZOO_CROO 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS Was he sprayed with bleach? Wtf is going on?!?

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@PressSec Quiet piggy!

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Good for her! She doesn’t need a G-Wagon. #dojacat @DojaCat

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@georgesantos Hell awaits your arrival. 😎

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Still assessing Halloween costume ideas. So stressful!

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Gas prices keep going up and I don’t see Biden doing anything about it for some reason. Don’t even get me started on the price of ground beef I don’t eat or buy. It just seems like this is Biden’s fault for some reason. Oh, wait — it’s the current demon’s fault. Die already! 😥

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RIP Bruce Loose #Flipper

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@Channel4News How is East Hollywood a “suburb” …? It’s like 3 subway stops from downtown.

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@seetickets Is the site down? Wait times are fucking nuts!

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@WhiteHouse @DHSgov Oh, good. You sent a convicted felon there. 🥳

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@davidehrlich Shipping now! That’s from my first batch with imperfections!! Who owns this car? I’ll send you a new one. 🥰 https://t.co/QMFuIXUW7a

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I love these wildly specific geo targeted ads. #Massachusetts

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@katya_zamo @LindseyGrahamSC 🩷🩷🩷

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@newschannel3now It’s actually Saturday.