David Holmes

#YTFC fan, Hip Hop Enthusiast and general LOL merchant. All tweets my own!

[David Holmes @davidholmes86]

Ummm @Tesco why was there a screw in my burger... gonna need some answers on this one pretty quick...

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@Joeydale13 @foofighters @BigTomD I should have done! I misread the bastard venue and ended up going to the Wyvern first and eating shit food near there rather than going somewhere nice in Old Town!

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@emmagannon Ones ive spotted... playing golf, BBQing, Jiu Jitsu, and lawn maintenance is becoming a big thing with my peer group... endless chats about lawns...

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@Joeydale13 Yeah this is what it looks like when you have a 2 year old... surface pressure is a banger to be fair.

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@Joeydale13 Please strap a go-pro to your head and show us...

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@Joeydale13 @Lizzle_B Noodle arms... with that cut, I'd be more worried about nip slips.

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@Will_Humphrey Depends what system you have but we had this and our diverter valve was stuck on heating only. If you have one of these near your boiler see if the notch stays on H if you turn the water on.

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@spol I always knew tou would make it big in Denmark one day mate! Congrats! I know you have worked hard in that region!

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@raiden I was gonna do the same but am meeting a friend at the tennis pitch...

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@Will_Humphrey There are some great collective nouns for animals out there... a flamboyance of flamingoes, a crash of rhinos, a parliament of owls...

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@alexparish @GaryLineker Brexit mate... can only afford cameras made out of potato's nowadays... sad sad times

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@hovisbakery anyone got any thoughts about what this dodgy looking brown pellet is buried deep into my kids medium soft white loaf?

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@Joeydale13 I chose golf. Gets you out the house, get to keep a bit of competitiveness even in old age.

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@marshallmanson That's my go to shot with most of my clubs! Why limit it to just a 3 wood!

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@PhilCrawley There are some amazing Photoshop opportunities with this picture...

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@alexparish @bishopoforange Haha that was actually going to be my response about you. Got to love a toddler style wee to really feel free.

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@Rem0te @tlittleton Can't wait to listen to the section about @_ElSwann and myself!!

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@Joeydale13 It's the most legit red card Of all time

[David Holmes @davidholmes86]

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