David Rey Martinez

FROM THE BOOGIE DOWN TO THE HARLEMS

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

@helloitsdnice @hinge SO MANY MFA DEGREES OUT HERE BEING SINGLE

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

@NBAonTNT CAN YOU PLEASE TELL @SHAQ THAT LOTION DOESN'T HURT YOUR ANKLES

[Fred Harper @deadredfred]

Will be at a pop up comedy show with @mollycrabapple hosted by @davidreymartin 4/29 around 7pm! DM me for details if you can make it! Collected stories of Snelson will be available. @AhoyComicMags

[Popped Collar Comedy Show @poppedcollarcom]

Tonight! Free! 1178 Bushwick Ave

Featuring:

7pm
@dan_wickes
@DanielJPerafan
@MargaretKCrane
@Dove_Anderson1
@davidreymartin
@KneeClaus
@fernandez_meno
@bettercalljsaul
@McLonghair

9pm
@dan_wickes
#brittanycardwell
@McLonghair
@TalibBabb
@unoonix
@NHopping95
@JokesMedoff

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

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[Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan]

Glass Houses comedy is back tonight @ 7:30 pm EDT with this funny crew! Join us tonight. @thebrettsinger guest hosts. With @notannefrankk @RachaelParenta @davidreymartin @The1RachelGreen and me! RSVP to watch at https://t.co/y5EFhMeCgj

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

@helloitsdnice THIS IS WHAT I THINK
"SO MANY BIG BLACK GUYS IN HERE? I SHOULD SELL SANDWICHES IN HERE OR START A SECURITY AGENCY OR A PLUS SIZE MODELING AGENCY "

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

TUNE IN TONIGHT!!!

[Ignacio David Castro! @DickBenedict]

@RebeccaTKaplan @therealkingwack @JonnyZComedy @davidreymartin But why? It looks like worms

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

JUST ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
#Comedy #Funny #Freestyle #OpenMic #Music #Improv #Life #Storytelling… https://t.co/I8Uv2nfX59

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

THIS SATURDAY OFF TOP WILL BE A PART OF THE NYC IMPROV FEST. COME THRU AND EXPERIENCE ALL THE… https://t.co/ow2gyOpSPO

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

WE ALL WATCH FOR DIFFERENT REASONS
#Comedy #Funny #Freestyle #OpenMic #Music #Improv #Life… https://t.co/6bKBOrzbD4

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

TOMORROW AT 6 PM COME WITNESS THE FOOLISHNESS THAT @rayrealms
@richardthe1st I CAN'T WAIT TO… https://t.co/hzH87rgGbZ

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

SATURDAY MARCH 18TH AT 6 PM COME WITNESS THE FOOLISHNESS THAT @rayrealms
@richardthe1st I CAN'T… https://t.co/cJsAvvx2C0

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

I AM TIRED OF NOT SEEING EVERYONE I KNOW. SO TOMORROW I WILL BE HERE SO STOP BY TO SAY HI OR… https://t.co/rk9N7G0aGi

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

THE @offtop_nyc COLLECTIVE SHOW WAS AMAZING LAST WEEK AND WE THANK THE @AnnoyanceNY FOR ALL THE… https://t.co/mXYe4xL98T

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

TONIGHT COME OUT, LAUGH, DRANK, HEAR AND SOME AMAZING FOOLISHNESS.
#TheAnnoyanceTheater… https://t.co/mKWCyTlO39

[David Rey Martinez @davidreymartin]

@pdeezjokes BLESSED THE SHOW WITH LAUGHS AS USUAL. THIS FRIDAY HE WILL BE AT THE CREEK AND THE… https://t.co/SN48Cl1aoo