Popped Collar Comedy Show

Comedy show every Saturday at House Party Cafe (1178 Bushwick Ave) in Bushwick 7 and 9pm

[Popped Collar Comedy Show @poppedcollarcom]

Tonight! 1178 Bushwick Ave! Free!

7pm:
@katewillett
Jeremy Christian
Karthik Raj
@EricOligny
@KittenReynolds
David Velona
Farzin Moradi
@dan_wickes

9pm
@DevinBramble
@ReggieKUSH__
Taj Osorio
Joe Russell
Heidi Grandberry
Chris Metcalfe
Caroline Hanes
@layumps
@dan_wickes

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

I’m gonna bring a billionaire on stage and mug him

[Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy]

When did last names start? Did someone name their baby Jeff and a guy was like no… I’m the Jeff

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Time’s Person of the Year is your ex. They have the most influence in the world, it’s not all in your head

[Slaughter house guy @DanielJPerafan]

"I got passed last week"

[Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy]

Almost got hit by a car in front of a cemetery and the optimist in me thought "that would’ve been efficient"

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

I see good things about Hitler. He killed himself

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

3000 years from now an archaeologist will be digging through ice and uncover an ancient relic and translate the dead language on the front of it and say the words “Totino’s Pizza Rolls”

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Disney Channel Law and Order Original Movies

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Someone’s dead mom splayed across a windshield

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I don't understand why parents hate weed when it makes your passion eating the food that's already in the house

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Dang I ate a McRib and can no longer suck my own dick

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

My dad was in the towers (he got out) so a lot of people have asked me “hey do you ever think that if your dad died you might be famous like Pete Davidson” which is a really weird way to ask me if I wish my dad was dead

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Being in love is a big deal, but so is being in hate. We should make a big deal about that. Aww, you’re in hate? Lemme see a picture. She’s so hot, what did she DO?

[Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy]

Energy drink: I’ll give you WINGS!!!

Cold brew: I’ll make you call your ex

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Here's the clip

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Kyrie Irving has arguably the best balance in basketball history because he’s the only player who stands on something flat

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

If you don’t think this country was founded by lizard people then explain why all of the coins have tails

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Weed will make me be like "I am the worst person in the world and this is the best sandwich in the world"

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I am tired of vaccine conspiracy theories. I want amateur doctors to come up with harmless conspiracy theories. "The medical establishment is wrong. It's NOT the caffeine in coffee that causes acid reflux, because tea and Red Bull don't give me acid reflux but decaf coffee does."

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

The lottery is a tax on stupidity. Today thousands of morons will waste their money on tickets, not realizing that I’m about to win