degentastic

here for the memes 🍌

[degentastic @degentastic]

translated from russian 🤣

[degentastic @degentastic]

the human brain sees 40% off and immediately forgets how money works

[degentastic @degentastic]

canceling subscriptions is the only cancel culture we can all unite behind

think about it:

if one million people cancel $50 worth of subscriptions, these mfs could lose like 17 trillion dollars. i ran the numbers.

[degentastic @degentastic]

someone needs to make cigarettes with protein, 30 gr per pack please

[degentastic @degentastic]

y’all are broke and still wasting your time like you’re allergic to money

[degentastic @degentastic]

@haskologlu ekonominin geldiği hale bak, telefon alabilmek için banka kredisi çekmek. fakir ülke standartları amk

[🏴‍☠️ @33ANOINTED]

When you settle for less God punishes you

[degentastic @degentastic]

@hubermanlab i love doing the 4-7-8 breathing technique to fall asleep faster. especially when i need a power nap: take a shot of espresso, do 4-7-8 breathing, sleep for 30 min or so, wake up feeling the coffee kick in, and i’m ready for another round

[degentastic @degentastic]

“21:16 - Send her a PayPal request for a condom”

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

A perfect date night in Sweden:

19:00 - Match on Tinder, invite her to your apartment

19:30 - She arrives, proceeds directly to the bedroom

19:50 - Have intercourse in complete silence to avoid disturbing the neighbours

20:00 - Introduce yourself, learn her name, discover you both work at Spotify

20:30 - Sit on opposite ends of the Ikea sofa for 30 minutes scrolling TikTok

21:00 - She asks if you want to be "exclusive". Respond you need to ask your ex-girlfriend first because you still live together

21:15 - Shake hands goodbye

21:16 - Send her a PayPal request for a condom

22:00 - Add each other on LinkedIn and never talk again

Swedish are the most romantic nation in the world

[degentastic @degentastic]

@Eaglereports @Besiktas Sen tam bir karaktersizsin! Senin gibi fitneci taraftarların hepsinin amk!

[degentastic @degentastic]

@ekremalpay8 Ekrem, aynı maçı izlemiyoruz galiba? Karşı tarafın faullerini ve sert oyununu ilk yaridaki kollektif futbol faciasına mazeret yapamazsın. Poku bugün Leao gibi oynuyor, defans uzaktan şutlara izin veriyor, pas yapamayan bir takim… bırak bu delusional kafayı

[degentastic @degentastic]

no pain, no gain.
🫳
.
.
🎤
.
.
🗑️

[alexei @alexeixbt]

neuroplasticity works faster under high emotional intensity. if you can resist a craving when it's at its peak, you get a bigger rewiring effect. this is why the hardest moments matter most, they're not setbacks, they're high-voltage opportunities to change.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

I’m 40. Trust me: To do great things, you must understand neuroplasticity. Mastery comes from rewiring your brain to do hard things.

[degentastic @degentastic]

NEVER SIT DOoOownzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Duzz💖💕💰 @thani80862]

The only ADHD tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it.
2. Never sit down (never sit down).

[degentastic @degentastic]

started blocking all these gambling sites. soo tired of them pushing their degenerate platforms on every platform. do yourself a favor and block them all for the sake of yourself and your family. they’re worst than porn sites.

[degentastic @degentastic]

De Zerbi: “Spurs lack confidence and conditioning.”

mfr that’s your job! wtf did you do during summer camp? tottenham needs to sack his ass before he makes more excuses how he didn’t do his job

[degentastic @degentastic]

your brokest friend will buy an iPhone Duo for $2K before he gets his teeth fixed. (posted from an iPhone 11, thanks.)

[degentastic @degentastic]

the average IQ in crypto is lower than a fart. and the funny part is they all think they’re good at math.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

If you invested $1,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, you would now have $10

[degentastic @degentastic]

@acunilicali bro, you just jinxed it! 🤦

[degentastic @degentastic]

@ekremalpay8 bu adamı dinleyenlerin IQ’su kedimin bokunun IQ’sundan daha düşük. kral, lütfen paylaşma bu adamı artık, yoksa senide takip çıkıyorum. daha temiz bir timeline için her yerden çıkartıyoruz bu mazeret üretme ustasını.