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[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

John Cornyn… welcome to The Resistance. https://t.co/RYQkqLP6yQ

[justn @demonschmuck]

I saw John Cornyn at the CVS on congress once

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous

[justn @demonschmuck]

@hottermessy @RuPaul Yes

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

claude take my online dui course . make no mistakes

[Forrest Wilder @Forrest4Trees]

Can't recommend enough this piece from @cd_hooks on the madness at Texas A&M. I'm proud to work at a place that still publishes some truly great magazine journalism.

https://t.co/RUdKt9jkob

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

at a bar that’s hosting a zohran-geared watch party and whoever used the ATM before me had a balance of 23.84
#zohranwillfix

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

thanks for saying "if you’re comfortable" bc i am NOT. last time someone asked this, they did not include that caveat; so i was forced to publicly share one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.

[clem @daughterclem]

The concept of burying someone at a stake…

[justn @demonschmuck]

skyrim nintendo switch 2 edition

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

“This is like something else” nuh uh no it’s not, it’s entirely its own thing. [kneels down, folds hands] explode this person, God. Explode this person into millions of little pieces. Explode them now

[justn @demonschmuck]

@roving_woman Gagged you a bit

[justn @demonschmuck]

@_keinfuchs 🩷

[justn @demonschmuck]

@marshallgeyer RETVRN

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

Cody Taylor vs. John Smith d/b/a Chappell Moan
     Plano Municipal Court, Aug. 18 2037

[justn @demonschmuck]

@patrickcmarcus what are you going to do

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I'm *notes Czechs* in Prague

[justn @demonschmuck]

finally

[justn @demonschmuck]

is that dragon quest III HD remake ever coming out

[justn @demonschmuck]

i tweet about this every 5 months, i’m the only one keeping square enix accountable