that leprechaun will go to jail

Johnny Depp won’t touch you if you aren’t under 25, white and a size 0 and he’ll beat the sht out of you even if you are.

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“So you’re saying they’d commit PERJURY under OATH for Johnny?”
YES. Stupid question because since when haven’t powerful men gotten people to lie for them? THREAD: THE LIES OF JD’S WITNESSES 🧶
#IStandWithAmberHeard

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@amayaaniicolee @cheyhotgyal @beyminenow @jooniekisser @UnknownKaller_ @prayyouucatchme @h4rgr00ve I wasn’t agreeing with you. You can’t see her scar at all in that picture. It’s likely they just photoshopped it out. Nbd. I have a c-section scar too

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@cheyhotgyal @beyminenow @amayaaniicolee @jooniekisser @UnknownKaller_ @prayyouucatchme @h4rgr00ve Doesn’t Beyonce herself still mention that c-section scar in her songs?…

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@AggyCaLi @yafavtaurussunn @PeaceOfHeavyn @jiggyjayy2 She did. She already had a BBL on the left

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@dingleberry0002 @Highllama1016 @eyeslikebadu @crownofgloryy @dxmebizzle That baby looks to be around 3 months old, respectfully, as a second time mom who is now cosleeping with her 5 month old, it’s not unreasonable for parents to have lunch at a restaurant with a 3 month old

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@magic_number_7 @baehelpizzy @daisyboness None of my lululemon leggings show camel toe

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@BroodingAngel24 @ThacoldJ @vanillaphial @Dvfxoxo The other idiot blocked me, so let me clarify for the other stans like her: I am not referring to her being lifted by the machine at the end but by the dancers and put in a horizontal position while singing

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@BroodingAngel24 @ThacoldJ @vanillaphial @Dvfxoxo You sound D U M B. No ONE sounds that consistent while being lifted up. The position of your diaphragm literally SHIFTS you dumbass. It’s like when freezing water hits our body: we gasp whether we like it or not.

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@BroodingAngel24 @herishershe @phonywizard @un1quesvperst4r @rebelyasblkcurl Your idiotic self went through my posts and conveniently skipped all the ones I liked of her being an amazing entertainer or defending her?

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@Dvfxoxo @aaroncmusic_ Huh? Post is not showing at all before his time in the original. She messes up the lyrics, looks away to cover it and that’s the part they edited out

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@Dvfxoxo @aaroncmusic_ What does that have to do with what I just said…?

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@BroodingAngel24 @ThacoldJ @vanillaphial @Dvfxoxo No, I’m just not an idiot. If Beyonce sang a song while jumping in freezing water with zero gasps and a consistent voice, your dumb brain would swear she’s just above normal human reflexes

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@aaroncmusic_ @Dvfxoxo T h a n k y o u. You have to be slow to not realise she does this all the time. It doesn’t take away from her talent. Celine Dion used to do the same thing

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@ThacoldJ @vanillaphial @Dvfxoxo @BroodingAngel24 No it’s not. At some point she gets lifted up and there is no difference in her tone, no stop, no extra breathing. That alone was a clear indication she lipped some of it

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@SharonD46854658 @thatgirlfrl @LASHYBILLS @Shotbylik @mymixtapez It’s statistically a step-dad*** yet they are glorified while step-moms are assumed to be wicked

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@flowereye097 @loudqueenaura @sadiki22 @LASHYBILLS @Shotbylik @mymixtapez Because it’s very possible he was only supposed to be there 2 weeks after Christmas or something.

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@thatgirlfrl @SharonD46854658 @LASHYBILLS @Shotbylik @mymixtapez It’s actually crazy?? My SIL and her ex-husband alternate vacations so this year, she had the girls from mid-december to begin January. This means that her ex-husband can’t do a shoot this year with his newborn and his wife?

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@georgeharrieson @Cmoney1930140 @Tsotomayor4real @mymixtapez Life doesn’t stop when they don’t have the kid.

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@beeyince @NeneLeakesWigs @andiswa_sk Their father was not the manager of the group. Matthew himself said DC was a stepping stone for Bey. Can yall be honest for a sec

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@fuggingolliwog @HarleyShah At all. My mom works at two at the moment. I remember when I was younger, she’d sometimes come home and cry at the treatment some elderly received there. And these are supposedly « good » ones.

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@arsenic_delight @HarleyShah They are really not. My mom has been working as a for 20 years now, at 3 different ones, 2 of them being « luxury » good ones and she has begged me to never put her in one. I’ve visited her late at night to bring her food and the elderly there are not doing well at all