Derek Springer

Code Wrangler for @Automattic. I spend a lot of time thinking about Saccharomyces Cerevisiae.

[Derek Springer @derekspringer]

@BlizzardCS Bruh. Get your act together.

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@cmsimike Queligmas 😫

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@AggrendWoW @Warcraft Doesn't look like the SoD Shaman Maelstrom quest updates made it live after the reset. Quests still say they require 10 each of drops.

Folks getting fresh this morning reporting the same.

[Derek Springer @derekspringer]

@AggrendWoW any chance someone can take a look at drop rate for Shaman Maelstrom rune motes? Uncommon mobs + low drop rate x 30 x 1000 shaman is *bonkers*

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@alapapa Gon' give it to ya.

[Derek Springer @derekspringer]

Sometimes I make regular expressions like: '[\/.]?[^-\/.]+-[^-]+-[^-\.]+\.\w\w' and I think to myself, "I am literally a wizard writing a spell right now."

[Derek Springer @derekspringer]

@BumpyNUX print '\n'.join(['%d %s%s' % (i, 'Fizz'*(i%3==0), 'Buzz'*(i%5==0)) for i in xrange(101)])

[Derek Springer @derekspringer]

@TaliesinEvitel Just a bunch of Blizzard shills, amirite?

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@TaliesinEvitel Evil Chromie: redundant.

[Derek Springer @derekspringer]

@totalcurtis @stuartpolen "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

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@TaliesinEvitel Cheers, mate 🍻

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@pcrumm A colleague once explained to me: the problem with this POV is that the loudest person wins.

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@alexjvasquez @innerwebs FAF-O-Clock somewhere 🍻

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@BumpyNUX

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Senate passed landmark legislation to mandate federal recognition for same-sex marriages. The 61-to-36 vote sends the legislation back to the House, which is expected to approve it and send it to President Biden. https://t.co/9TOb3QqwQ2

[wint @dril]

Having a bad one; First my Lockheed Martin investment tanks after the ceo posts his penis. Now Cold stone Creamery just called me the N-Word

[Tom Kretchmar @tkretchmar]

How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster