Detachable Fetus

Human tourniquet, lover of tacos, sitting behind a frosted window. I will mix your Play-Doh colors.

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I've really slacked on shitposting due to dislike, well abhorrence of the new overlord, but I'm back and ready to rumble

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@MeachamDr @subtledeviancy They’re well practiced in this, since they do the same with the Bible

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@BlackKnight10k The Lysistrata, once again, brings distant generations of women together

[Jennifer Mascia @JenniferMascia]

Americans legally used AR-15s to defend themselves and their families only 4 times last year, according to @GunDeaths

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@KateArete @SkyNews Horse punchers

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@bfhermann @HollyGogogo @FeraLorde @DrMarinaHarris @colleenawilson @jfitzgeraldMD They’re tougher to diagnose because male symptoms are considered The Standard Symptoms of MI as the default. Which is actually super outrageous sex bias, if you think about it

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@DrTobiasFunky Looks like Minced and Moist diet

[amNewYork™ @amNewYork]

"We already have the tools to reduce violence. We have the organizations with community trust. We just need to pay them to do their jobs." https://t.co/HZgIgPue5L

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@TraumaSoapBoxes And also patiently waiting out the equilibrating of H&H while everyone panics

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@oatsdoc @TraumaSoapBoxes Then they start to recover and they’re all, “you know what? I’m going to make more urine than you’ve ever seen before.” So extra

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@ResistItAllTX @johnpavlovitz Again with the throat shoving

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@jtrebach A blow to the confidence interval

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@jack_turban @jtrebach Ok that was high quality

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@JamesWi033 @realRofFS @washingtonpost I feel like people who are obsessed with saying “shoved down my throat” kind of want something shoved down their throat

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Of course that’s your contention. You think in vitro physiology is completely recapitulated in vivo.
You vaguely remember pH from high school chemistry but never got to the homeostatic dyad of the lungs & kidneys so you blame patients with cancer for not guzzling alkaline water.

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@nadaelmikashfi May I recommend that you finish with a dab? It will devastate

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@x10u8 @thsdms18 @CalltoActivism “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!”

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@JazzDeeApple @snitchin_bubs @RyanMarino Yikes. There’s a lot you don’t know about this topic.

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@omegacloud @DrTedros @WHO Can be fatal to dogs though, keep any xylitol containing products out of their reach.

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I love science so much.
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