Danny Jones

professional line and box scribe

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@stephentotilo Kazooie Minus One

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@neilbarnwell https://t.co/mGuAWoQ4eS

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@Kikoskia Small tip so you don’t get caught out like me. If you own a car, you need to change your address on both your driving licence and car registration (even though you’re sending the details to the same org)

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Computers are quite simple to explain. You see, they are just like the body. Let's start with the processor- that's the brain. The RAM, this I guess is also the brain. Now the hard drive, this too is the brain. The video card is more brain. Ok. I hope this has been helpful.

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

If Delboy sold that antique watch for 6 million quid today he’d just about be able to buy his flat in Peckham.

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@martin_evans Other people think so, not just me.

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

Why does this look like a thin version of me?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Incoming news for #TeamPixel, got my hands on the latest Google Pixel 8 Pro limited edition mint colour*, who’s joining me? 👀 #ad
*Pixel 8 devices available in mint while stocks last

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

I might have to wait 5410 years, but it’ll be worth it.

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@ijrussell Twitch/Youtube live streaming

[CyclingMikey the Unspeakable @MikeyCycling]

@RishiSunak The War on Pedestrians and Normal Life by Rishi Sunak and the motoring lobby.

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@dannywallace 24 hour rolling footage of him cutting up things that make him slightly uncomfortable

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

Off to make Dead Tycoon Manager

[Gamalytic.com @GamalyticSite]

Most 'profitable' words in Steam game titles🤑
#gamedev #indiedev #indiegamedev

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

The modern version of the adage should be “Don’t follow your heroes”. Most of mine have turned out to be problematic at best on social media.

[OpenSilver - Web-native WPF @OpenSilverTeam]

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[Danny Jones @dfjones]

Not sure why cats love pooping in gravel so much. The only upside seems to be that the neighbours no longer talk to me.

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@martin_evans Only as fast as a teenage girl?

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@ClueHeywood @ManMadeMoon @robrousseau was robbed

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@UdiDahan @davidfowl Does it still need a windows machine/VM to install it on?

[George Rodier @grodier]

One of my favorite books of any genre

[Danny Jones @dfjones]

@martin_evans Just waiting for the postman for mine