DirtCheapLabs

Bloodwork without insurance or markups. Pick the exact tests you want, walk into Quest or Labcorp, flat $10 draw fee. No membership, no junk fees.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

Bloodwork is overpriced because of three things: insurance coding games, lab junk fees, and membership upsells.

Dirt Cheap Labs strips all three out.

Pick the exact tests you want. One honest flat price for all markers.

Walk into Quest or Labcorp. $10 draw fee, no membership.

[𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 @RegenRandy]

Just booked some bloodwork via @DirtCheapLabs. Seemed to be about half the price of the next best direct-to-consumer lab booking tool. Use this link for $10 off your first order:
https://t.co/qWwr3nahjv

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

Your requisition form also stays good for a full year, so PEPTIDE10 doesn't have to be a one time thing. You can place three orders now, apply the code to each one, sit on the forms, and walk in whenever you're actually ready. Not bad at all.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

The FDA's compounding advisory committee spent this week on peptides and voted yes on six of them. That's a big deal in how this stuff gets decided, and we think it's worth celebrating. So we're taking 10% off any blood test with code PEPTIDE10, right through Monday night.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

If peptides aren't your thing or you don't mess with the FDA, the code still works. It comes off the panels, the à la carte tests, and the add ons too. We can all agree that discounts are universally good!

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

Bloodwork is the part of a peptide protocol most people ignore (because it's more expensive than the peptides). It's the only way to see what anything is doing to your lipids, your liver, and your hormones. Code PEPTIDE10 takes 10% off all of it through Monday night.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@ManOnThePen People like this are haters for no reason lol.

“I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW I USE RUO!!!”

Thanks for sharing bro.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@_9th_Life_ Is that the map to el dorado?

[James | 9th Life @_9th_Life_]

Putting in an order through @DirtCheapLabs has probably been the easiest blood work experience I’ve ever had:

- No lengthy intake/onboarding form on the website
- Selected the basic panel, added on a couple more markers I have been monitoring
- Ordered generated to Quest immediately
- Found a Quest within walking distance of my house (in Tom Thumb)
- Walked in, gave blood, walked out
- Waiting on results now via email

This is the way

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@cyburke @_9th_Life_ Rhytm is merely using Tasso devices to measure a handful of markers that are skewed by:

1. A capillary draw vs venous draw
2. Utilizing cheap assays

They also spelled rhythm wrong. It’s like comparing a brown crayon to melanotan 1 or 2.

Sure, both can make your skin darker…

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@jakubkrehel You’re like the Papa John’s for AI.

Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa Jakub.

Thanks for sharing!

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

I sometimes lay in bed thinking about this in the 5 minutes before the seltorexant knocks me out cold.

Some really good businessmen out there who could make it work. And I definitely have enough knowledge around operations and whatnot to make it work. But idk if I have the balls to do it. Especially given the other stuff I’m involved with now, it would definitely be shooting myself in the foot.

But having someone be able to synth random stuff (in bulk) for me based off any CAS number I throw at them? BRUH. Sign me the fuck up.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@ManOnThePen Just the amount of peptides that go into my body are enough to count as several million Americans worth 😂

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

we built the pricing backwards

most e-commerce businesses start with a margin target, then set a price.

westarted with "what's dirt cheap" and worked back to see if it could survive.

$175 for 53 markers. $295 for 71.

flat. no upsells. no "premium" tier with a fancier name.

physician auth is included. blood draw at Quest is included. results PDF is included.

the only way this holds together is buying in bulk through a B2B platform and passing the savings through instead of keeping them.

weird business? maybe. but we're not trying to make money here.

the people who need labs most are often the ones who skip them because of cost.

that's the whole reason we exist.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@KimeraChems Guys, I already love you. I don't think my heart is capable of loving you any more.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@fitcapbiohacker Alpha GPC, especially with all the modafinil I'm inhaling at this point

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@ClaudeDevs I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@jasonkneen Does it still maintain your cloud code session tabs inside the desktop app?

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@RetaDiary This is pretty dope to see. If you ever need to get more labs, I'll hook you up with a steep discount for the science.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@KimeraChems @Vanguard_Lab @Dustin_Newman This is what I love about you guys so much.

[DirtCheapLabs @DirtCheapLabs]

@16vchq https://t.co/aZ7hPAXwhm

It's just dirt cheap labs lol