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I'm just here for the memes

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@girldrawsghosts Don’t disrespect Mrs Mac like that

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@RMcElhenney 🤔 childhood flashback episode

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

You wouldn’t get it dawg https://t.co/oO4bqYtJ16

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

NEW: Ralph Yarl, 16, was shot twice by a white man in Kansas City after accidentally ringing the doorbell of the wrong home. The man shot Ralph in the head through his glass door, and then when Yarl was already bleeding out on the ground, shot him again: https://t.co/w3tYQvcpyj

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@shartman14 How

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: This Supreme Court case could devastate workers’ right to strike.

If wealthy corporations get their way, companies would be able to sue workers for the cost of a strike — like spoiled food, lost revenue, and more.

It would be a massive setback for the working class.

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@JTThrapp Maybe you’re pregnant

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@alex_rodrriguez tough

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@pb_and_garlic One of our regulars at Chipotle would get a burrito with only steak, hot sauce, and FIVE large scoops of sour cream. We double wrapped that shit every time and it was still a soggy ass mess

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@Venmo @mergentry !

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

If you’re like “I don’t know anyone who’s had an abortion” what you’re actually saying is:
“No one I know trusts me enough to tell me about their abortion”

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February 3, 2019. The day the world figured out that 21 Savage is British

[. @MarisaKabas]

what was your favorite day on twitter

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY BABY!!!!

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@JTThrapp highlight of my day is reading your tweets 💕

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@mergentry giving out all the gifts 🎁

[Venmo @Venmo]

Last day of #DearVenmo, giving out a total of $200,000 with @chloexhalle!! 🎁✨ Follow us & RT this post w/ your Venmo handle & holiday wish. We might make it come true.​

For every RT this gets, we’ll also give $1 to support @MakeAWish up to $500,000.

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@JTThrapp @samanthaheyman love how u tweetin at each other from the same apartment

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@mergentry

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out a terrifying $10,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle—if you dare. 😈 We might send you $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/27. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

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this screams @madddie94 @MikePence1995