ed

hold your breath until your eyes spin

[ed @dissemblerr]

🇵🇸

[ed @dissemblerr]

*Pinhead voice* you done fucked up now

[ed @dissemblerr]

I was a pirate.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

nobody wants to be a pirate or a vampire anymore

[Swish @swishxvibes]

Dawg

[ed @dissemblerr]

I'm EDC-mogging a lot of you guys but you'd never know it.

[kendall @superiorsantina]

if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you

[sp6r=underrated @sp6runderrated]

Men peak at 40 is definitely this. Just horrible advice men give other men

[Luciano Antonini @LucciAntonini]

In 1968, the Bengals introduced Benzoo, a real Bengal tiger cub who was the team’s original mascot, serving at home games. Loaned to the team by the Cincinnati Zoo, Benzoo would make on-field appearances at halftime, which players would go up to and pet.

Live tiger cubs were eventually phased out by the team in the 90s due to practicality reasons, as the original 13-pound cub quickly grew to 75 pounds by the end of the season, and a 350-pound tiger by the following year. The team went through as many as seven live tiger cubs in the first 15 years.

Via @unitedfrontarch

[Matt Eurich @MattEurich]

My wife: he’s probably thinking of other girls

Me: I wonder how productive prime Matt Forte would be in Ben Johnson’s offense

[Liste @endliste]

Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely

[ed @dissemblerr]

@quintcunnin Bebop around Old North

[Hutch (scumbag) @venmike1992]

A lot of yall favorite QBs not really tossing the pill

[Dean Merritt @dmerritt9991]

Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out

[ed @dissemblerr]

W wife W life @lambxspring

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Just 12% of Americans are married and own a home by age 30, per Realtor.

[ed @dissemblerr]

I've decided to forgive myself and everyone else. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

this is so bleak

[ed @dissemblerr]

Lay me down on a big LaRosa's

[Orlando Brown Jr. @ZEUS__57]

Bury me a Bengal

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

HAVE A DAY TREY HENDRICKSON

SACKS: ZERO 🔥

Tackles: ZERO 🔥

Impact on the game: ZERO 🔥

Christianity: OFF THE CHARTS ✝️

[A$AP Terence @quintcunnin]

Would’ve loved to storm the field in collage I guess I gave that up when I went to a school that won a natty

[james eel. @mentally_eel]

@ryanallen316 This is one of the skills analytic philosopy teaches you.