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I may be sensitive but everyone else could be a little kinder too - @hyeyunie

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@westcoastia @elliepeek I like some of their songs

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ah, boone and james, my favourite wife-murderers

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@spacephobos pauline hanson?

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@LumpyTheCook BUT WE SHOULD

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

LMAOOO

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@cactigaymer i rly like when its like "for some reason, this sometimes does not occur"

[jennie 🔜 worlds/pxp @recondirective]

psa because apparently people no longer understand phone calls

if YOU CALL SOMEONE and they respond you NEED TO SAY WHY YOU’RE CALLING

the amount of people who call my work and i answer “hello (company name)” and they just say “hello”

YOU! CALLED! ME!!!!

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I’ll never understand when you say “I’m sorry” to express condolences to someone about bad news they shared with you then they go “it’s not your fault”

Like ok Good Will Hunting I’m not saying I killed your grandmother I am sorry that she died. What are you hoping to achieve

[punished yuki @ruicharadrius]

why did americans stereotype us as pronouncing "no" as "naur". we dont sound like that. i have never heard an aussie say "naur".

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how did i not know alan qake was in men in tights

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just got my first ever insta bot pretending to be me. have i finally made it

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@Loribzzz PEAK

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i challenge you to find a more beautiful love song go on i dare you YOU CANT

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the emotional hold Francesca by Hozier has on me is nuts

[☄️ project hail nat🛰️ @sunsfl0werss]

no because i genuinely think comedy peaked here

[not emma @buttholefactory]

Really bothers me that Americans call pasta ‘noodles’. That’s not noodles. Noodles are noodles.

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖘 @SicklyTheNinJa]

"Time to get a closer look at these low-poly crabs in Black Flag Resy--"

[brandon bruyette @brandonbruyette]

this interaction with one of my employees is really incredible

[kar @bustitopen420]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either