Duncan Kolba

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[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@dan_abramov Danil, @deno_land's 🦕 Fresh 🍋 needs you!

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@bcantrill @oxidecomputer @railsconf Who did the webdesign? Super dope 🔥

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

Hey @fontman, I found your Pusab font on the internets. Can't find anything about it on https://t.co/SJKskOshBo. May I use that font for a podcast logo?

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@makedatanotlore @MorkBorg @MorkBorg 👆 that would add even more awesome to your already brutal awesomeness 💌

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@makedatanotlore Hey, super awesome app. Will you open source https://t.co/O4WG1IBMRU as well?

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@RReverser @ChromiumDev @petele ❤️

[Manny @manny_oe]

Shounen be like

Step 1: meet your rival

Step 2: train
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Step 16: beach episode
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Step 18: tournament
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Step 52: fight god

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@roflwtfbbq Try `export const config = { amp: true };` with next.js and you'll get the fastest site ever (and no JS whatsoever). 😉

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@AMPhtml Firing AMP-Script via events (e.g. swiping a carousel)

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@steveklabnik any chance that there will be a Workers KV SDK? I am trying to build a frontend app that writes directly to KV (creating Worker Sites from the browser) and CORS makes it impossible to do that without proxying via a Cloudflare Worker.

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@MylesBorins Awsome! 👏 Will the function framework support other web frameworks than express in the future?

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@Keithamus WORD!

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@prchdk how'd you do the animation?

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@mbleigh @laurenzlong What about chronological function execution aka scheduled events (Lambdas), aka timer trigger (Azure)? I know about the cron App Engine workaround but that really sucks...

[dasmegabyte @dasmegabyte]

@wjknd Redis is a NASCAR. Push to start, no door handles, you enter through the window. You go really fast and if you jerk the wheel too hard on a corner everybody dies.

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@helenhousandi ugh, I am 38, how long do I have before my e-commerce shop system has to be online?

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@photonstorm have you seen this?
https://t.co/MVnEhklY7p

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

A thread of Chinese internet nicknames for NBA players.

China is crazy for the NBA, but official sources use boring phonetic transcriptions, failing to take advantage of Chinese characters having both sound and meaning. Chinese netizens have "improved" on these official names.

[Duncan Kolba @dkolba]

@xaprb OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO CRY 😭