kong

I tweet about politics, infosec, and dogs in equal measures. I sometimes tell jokes. Sometimes they're even funny. Not often though.

Gaming at @dkong7gaming

[kong @dkong7]

@Shitty_Future The part everyone seems to be missing: the mom never told the grandma WHY she was taking the video. For all we know Gramma would have HATED this

[kong @dkong7]

@oneshot_game Okay! No rush. I don't come on this site too often anymore so I wasn't sure if I'd missed an update.

[kong @dkong7]

@cg_cg_cg_ @twylautism Also pretty sure "voice your concern" is a, uh, euphemism for "harass them"

[kong @dkong7]

@lussybussy69 Sam gives him a gun and Brennan tries to figure out if this is a Game Changer episode

[kong @dkong7]

@dieworkwear @matthewstoller "I wish you would criticize me on something other than my clothing!"
*somewhere, a finger on the monkey's paw curls*

[kong @dkong7]

@benzaehringer I legit hope that people who are leaving this site don't delete their accounts here before they do so. I don't log on here very often anymore and it sucks trying to find someone who you know you'd followed 6 months ago when you can't quite remember the name of their account

[kong @dkong7]

@AmazonHelp Sent.

[kong @dkong7]

@AmazonHelp Your chatbot really sucks. This is for an order that should have been delivered yesterday; it still shows as waiting to ship. I just need to speak to someone to get it sent out. I don't want to cancel.

[kong @dkong7]

@NightMargin Thank you! I've been dealing with some stuff lately so I've really been looking forward to getting this :)

[kong @dkong7]

@vxunderground VX UWU

[kong @dkong7]

@TheDemocrats Mother 3 Confirmed

[kong @dkong7]

@istheAngelica @GodandtheBear That's fucking weird dude

[kong @dkong7]

@World0fEcho @AloeElectronic When I see a restaurant I'm interested in ordering from on Doordash/grubhub/etc the first thing I do is plug the address into google. If the business name it gives me is different than the restaurant on the app... not ordering from there.

[kong @dkong7]

@Nortuet This is giving me the same vibes as the Guild from Venture Bros and I am 100% here for it

[panken - tumblr: /pankendev @pankendev]

"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS

[kong @dkong7]

@amazon
this math not mathing. 16 ounces per pound times 5 pounds is 80 ounces. At 0.05 per ounce, this should be 4 dollars

[kong @dkong7]

@amazon
this math not mathing. 16 ounces per pound times 5 pounds is 80 ounces. At 0.05 per ounce, this should be 4 dollars

[MkUltrite | #TENOÍ @MkUltrite]

@skscartoon @1800GetMauled @elonmusk Difference is in 5 minutes he wont be mad youll still sucking Musks dick