Michael Franzonello

Tall. Dark. Handsome.

[Michael Franzonello @doctornello]

Indiana Bones (2023)

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@OKnox @AaronBlake aren’t these basically what the Screen Time app on iOS does?

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@EsotericCD How many pit bulls are there, and how many have attacked a person? Just quoting “they make up X% of dogs but Y% of attacks” doesn’t answer that question.

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@Timothynathan I can’t even remember the last time I bought a physical game, not sure why people care so much about that.

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@whignewtons

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@amelia_tweetz @asymmetricinfo cc @jdflynn

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@amelia_tweetz @asymmetricinfo You were also stealing jokes without having come up with it yourself

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@tracewoodgrains @chamblee54 Some major Reddit naïveté going on here

[Michael Franzonello @doctornello]

@benryanwriter “100% of us think the same way 70% think, so we can’t be a bubble” is funny. (Of course, Trump’s approval is higher than 30% and disapproving him isn’t the equivalent of hating him anyway.)

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@Dmac_1125 @ckieser13 Is that why Trump was just ranting about how disappointed he is in his picks?

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@whignewtons @guypbenson https://t.co/AFmfO86nuo

[SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog]

Court unanimously sides with oil and gas companies in suit over damage to Louisiana coast

https://t.co/gtFb4A0ukB

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@rkylesmith @JonahDispatch Decimate hasn’t meant literally 10% for quite a while

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@MattZeitlin All the coffee shops, bagel shops and even wine stores around me in Williamsburg have dog treats. The breweries have dog bowls. The chicken sandwich shops owner sees me and my dog walking down the street and grabs a big piece of chicken for him to get us in. They encourage it!

[Michael Franzonello @doctornello]

@HorsePuler8000 @samfbiddle @adamjohnsonCHI It’s really easy to look up and see that it’s 40 seconds long, and clearly not a serious instructional video. So you have to wonder why this was tweeted in the first place, other than someone wanted clicks.

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@CoorsLightCEO @daveweigel Using only Billboard Hot 100 #1s as the entire sample is pretty silly.

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@AlanMCole Kimmy Schmidt coined this as “snowbesity,” when you can’t tell if someone is fat or not because they’re wearing a winter coat.

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@CakeOrDeath111 @jbarro It’s pretty much Braess’s paradox

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@HMartok @jessesingal So you didn’t really read her paper either.

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@mckaycoppins

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@FrankLuntz https://t.co/ZLp6ZHkfsV
He must be bored and just recycling his old posts

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

40 percent of New York City's population is foreign born. Not just second and third generation immigrants. Foreign born. Almost half the city wasn't born in this country. NYC isn't an American city anymore by any reasonable definition of the term. It's a tragedy and a disgrace.