templeton “THE RAT” 🌹

sometimes I say okay instead of fine

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

someone just print the punisher logo on a face mask so fucking idiots wear them

[Jay Inslee @JayInslee]

Asking people to vote in person during a deadly pandemic is voter suppression. Vote by mail is the right of every Washingtonian, and it should be the right of every American.

[Chloweezy🌙 @_xchloemichelle]

Racists in WA be like “gO bAcK tO YouR coUntRY” and live on Native lands called Puyallup or Snoqualmie or Spokane or Tulalip or Yakima or Sammamish or Mukilteo or Nisqually or Chehalis or Enumclaw or Cle Elum or Issaquah or Tumwater or Wenatchee or

[in a parasocial feud with judd apatow @hotdad23]

what “clout” could a woman possibly get by accusing a man of sexual assault please name me any woman that has received praise money awards and a better life for coming forward about her sexual assault

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

@hope_colson You should do it! That’s a great field!

[mariam @skintinty]

academics be like “interestingly..” and immediately say some boring shit 😐

[nick ciarelli @nickciarelli]

The only noble profession is being a Japanese lady who operates a tik tok account for a pet duck

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

I’d like to apologize to all the models whose teeth I colored in and whose eyebrows I made into unibrows in the jc penny’s catalogs from 1999-2005. I hope we can move past this

[The Akyem Prince. @MrBenjaminB]

Just remembered that on the first day of Afronation, some girl came up to me to ask how tall I am. I told her and she replied, "not as tall as Ovie then", and walked off.

........??

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

I drank too much coffee and now I feel sick. This is honestly so unfair and not my fault

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

So I’m minding my business sitting by the pool and my stupid cat comes over and drops a half dead mouse by my chair and starts chomping on it. Should I spray her with the hose?

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

@MissLovercamp I can’t imagine it won’t happen again!!

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

Do you think this headache is from my concussion or from drinking too much coffee 😛

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

@MissLovercamp Hitting my head on the beams upstairs 😅 many times

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

that lil gmail thing that's like "hey listen you clown, you wrote the word attached in this email but you haven't attached anything" has saved me from taking several Ls

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

I’m insufferable and you can’t do anything about it but love me!!!!

[templeton “THE RAT” 🌹 @drab_queen]

Who the fuck decided that I could make decisions about sunscreen when I’m drunk???? I’m upset with 1) my mother and 2) my supposedly responsible sister