Karen Jimenez

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.I follow back

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

Dr. Seuss could've been the greatest rapper alive

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Dear new generation, The Lion King was during our generation, Just because it came out in 3D doesn't make it yours. Sincerely the 90s kids

[Lori Resch @BenidzeVip]

Racism is when the white iPhone costs more than the black.

[Darlene Shrum @Studenov1991]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

Not being able to iron out all of his problems made the dry cleaner very depressed.

[Elsie Castello @slambanin]

Kicking ice cubes under the fridge when they hit the floor.

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

Guess it's time to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "I can't live like this..."

[Tina Prager @kurennyy85]

I'm pretty sure the reason bugs fly around our heads, is because they get a sick pleasure watching us slap ourselves.

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

Once you start to dislike someone. everything they do begins to annoy you.

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

Never let success get to your head, or let failures get to your heart.

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

The saddest love is to love someone, to know that they still want you, but the circumstances don't let you have them.

[Tressa Borrego @91Kirik]

Fake friends just wanna know your business to tell your business.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

Find the Gay person;

[Gitusmita Lahkar @GitusmitaLahkar]

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

You know, I wasn't convinced about that complicated political issue until I saw your overly simplified bumper sticker.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

When you are single, all you see are happy couples.

[Karen Jimenez @drablenkov1]

Don't place your happiness in someone else hand, because once they're gone, so is your happiness.