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Water Carrier

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@Samfr Well...not sure what Eiffage and Vinci think of that being as they just won loads of the HS2 contracts. It must therefore be a Tory plot?

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@FootyDailyUK He's got a long way to go before he's as good as Peter Beardsley, let alone Thierry Henry.

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@MerchantsAc They cost 30p each. #BeProud #TheyllNeverKnow #AchieveFake

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@MerchantsAc aAfternoon? You'll be disappointed when you look back on that.

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This is truly pathetic now. Perverse even.

School makes pupils wear signs if uniform doesn't meet standards https://t.co/1QeoiQDQDY

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@Knox_Harrington Mayweather vs McGregor?

May we all be called Boxing vs UFC.

Arsed?

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@Knox_Harrington Should Brexit stop, right now, pending more debate?

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@Knox_Harrington Best part of a song ever?

Guitar solo in November Rain by GnR.

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@Knox_Harrington Best ice cream growing up?

Anyone remember Magnificos and the Mr T ice lolly?

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@davidallengreen @FT Agree with your stance DAG. Once you apply an opinion to fact you will likely have your character attacked because 'oh HE would say that'

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@davidallengreen @FT I bagsy first comment!

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@MelissaReddy_ FOR THE LOVE OF HITTING STUFF

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By starting your day with a breakfast devoid of dietary carbohydrate, you’re giving your body everything it needs. #BodyIO

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@ToryFibs They'll be shipped off to Labour-run areas.

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must watch https://t.co/XPjsJDyBuC

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Australian TV made this. Theresa May has reduced us to a laughing stock, worldwide.

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Magic Money Tree not a new Tory idea, go back to 1945 Tory manifesto and Churchill says "The revenue is not created by waving a magic wand"

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@Chopshop2011 @EmporersNewC @simonshashays1 *LAUGHS LIKE FUCK*

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@AndyGait @techno_peasant @Scriblit @panopticophobic @leninology No it's not. What if they were there serving a noise-abatement notice? What if they were there on official duty of the Crown?

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The boy said 'sorry'. He said 'sorry' as a 39 year old smashed him up.