Chuck U. Farley

Music making heavy equipment operator with a dry sense of humor

[Chuck U. Farley @dreadnaught420]

Yum!

[ᗰᎥⓢᵗƳ @skedaddle74]

If you’re over 40 and you know it shake your meds.

*shake, shake*

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Fuck off, common sense, you're not the boss of me.

[Abominable Rabbit @AbominableRabbt]

Have you heard ‘Sweet Surrender’ by Abominable Rabbit on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/ixSZFv6cAx

[Abominable Rabbit @AbominableRabbt]

Have you heard ‘Curve Ball’ by Abominable Rabbit on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/J6n1JtVF8O

[Chuck U. Farley @dreadnaught420]

@HarveysCanada We just walked out of the Leduc Harvey's as the lady behind the counter felt it was necessary to argue with me about what I ordered. Not impressed at all. Probably won't be back

[Abominable Rabbit @AbominableRabbt]

https://t.co/fuvwKqo8qd

[Kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz]

Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad

[FunWithKris&Brit @KrisnBrit]

When detergent has the same anti-theft devices expensive electronics do - you might live in a rough neighborhood

[The Ⓒⓛⓤⓔⓛⓔⓢⓢ One ☀️ @weezie76]

Kung fu fighting, but it’s just me trying to fold a fitted sheet.

[Serious T @SeriousTilly]

You look like someone who doesn't care if the pillow doesn't have a case.

[fckin' fate @ActualBoobAvi]

I'm always amazed when parents are shocked at their child's behavior.

Like, put down the phone and, idk, parent them.

[Cheeky P @0000seapea808]

I don't hit rock bottom but I'll let it spank me

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

Let's be honest

The hours between coffee & booze are basically pointless.

[Lesa Rose @Mudluvvr]

Parties happen #fireball @dreadnaught420

[Hopes and Bones @WillyGCmas]

She's made of honey and fire
and go fuck yourself.

[.Angela @Miss_Angela_123]

love and sex, are the best part of life

[Chuck U. Farley @dreadnaught420]

Inadvertently grabbed the bride's ass at her wedding. Hand was there for over 5 seconds. She didn't seem to mind

[corey. @awkwardphaser]

"It's Complicated" is the only honest relationship status.