Serious T

been taking a twitter break since 2012

[Serious T @SeriousTilly]

You look like someone who doesn't care if the pillow doesn't have a case.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Virgins have never really done the Humpty Dance.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Let's ruin it, together.

[ωαικεr @i_love_fudge]

All is not always as it seems on here. I discovered that the hard way. Be careful who you trust.

[ficklenuts @ficklenuts]

I’m pretty annoyed that my life wants more out of me than just eating and playing video games.

[Serious T @SeriousTilly]

Still don't like any of you.

[Mandy Land 🍭 @MandyLand314]

Being called a witch is the best compliment I've gotten in a while.

[meh @dntevenhaveapla]

Be a bitch

-Motivational

[Trace of Bass @the_migglest]

Fun fact: get an extra tortilla to place under your burrito. Anything that falls out is then filling for a second smaller burrito.

[Serious T @SeriousTilly]

@GingerHotDish Please keep making generic tweets for those easy retweets.

[Serious T @SeriousTilly]

@DarthDuff It's so damn easy

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I remember when panic attacks were called freaking the fuck out.

[Mr. Onederful® @ericonederful]

I let my kids pour their own syrup. Now we're out of syrup. 😑

[sophielou @sophielou]

Do you ever experience:

*Zero recall of where car is parked
*Excessive wandering
*Muttering to oneself
*Overactive key fob

These are symptoms of “Parking Lotzheimers Disease”.

[Rob the Ox @rob_the_ox]

Some people are just fucking ridiculous, and it's okay to hate them.

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

Millennials who don’t know they’re millennials making fun of millennials is so millennial.

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Look both ways before stepping out of your comfort zone.

[Barry BeNiceButNotSicklyNice @barryjohnharper]

In an alternate universe, pigs turn into men when they drink.