Driftorious CCXL

Trying to unravel the illusion and figure out if it's at least a real dog and pony or just another instance of dudes in a suit

[Driftorious CCXL @driftorius_CCXL]

@dieworkwear We all know it's really the business card.

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@joshcorman If Crowdstrike has any balls, they'll show up to BlackHat with t-shirts saying "Crowdstrike DoS'd my enterprise, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a $10 UberEats giftcard"

on the back would be "...and the UberEats giftcard didn't even work."

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@brysonbort @malwa ...and they're offering $10 uber eats gift cards to make amends?

I hope that's a joke

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@HackingDave Damn, I suppose they had to disable them before letting them get out into the world

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@MutumboRumble @SwiftOnSecurity @mirrinigma Yikes.
I'm paying about $1400/yr now for 25/50. Increasing that to 100/300 is another $760. Not for everything, that's just the personal injury and uninsured motorist part

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@TheRealDoctorT ...and created by Polish immigrants

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@draysbay How did that work? 0 ERs on Ray's pitching, 2 errors? They must've been playing some Benny Hill music out there

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@jfslowik sending a note to the firewall guys to turn the firewall back on

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@robertgraham probably somebody scanning their network

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@EanMeyer "Computer child gives you a thumbs up"

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@McGrewSecurity ninja balaclava for sneaking activities/espionage, ski-mask for fraud/theft. Keep both on-hand in case the objective shifts mid-campaign.

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@ZacMannes @Molson_Hart Compared to this? Yes.
I bought a hamburger yesterday for $10.99 and guarantee that it will be $10.99 today and not $10.56 or $11.12, and it sure as shit wasn't $14.65 a month ago.

[Driftorious CCXL @driftorius_CCXL]

@ZacMannes @Molson_Hart Unfortunately, it breaks the part where if I had $100k in the bank 30 minutes ago, I don't have $100k in the bank now, and who knows how much it will be in another hour. Could be $105k, could be $90k, who knows.

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@IanColdwater "We should probably avoid this Linux thing...look how many CVEs they have!"

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@jfslowik @brysonbort Ahh, no, you don't work for the same giant soulless corporation...sad to hear there are two stingy enough to not give employees the day after thanksgiving

[Driftorious CCXL @driftorius_CCXL]

@jfslowik Wait a second...do you work for my same soulless giant corporation?

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@EanMeyer Despite not using them for years, I still hang onto my MD players.

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@brysonbort It's always awkward for everybody when somebody sees my USAA card and does that

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@jfslowik He's also tied for most losses by an NFL head coach!