Dana Scopatz

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@LabyrinthRat Partially dried goji berries?

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@ThisIsMarlena It’s beautiful. I haven’t seen it around town yet, but I’ll be watching for it.

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@ArrantPedantry I think I would take donut diversity over donut density.

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@LabyrinthRat I now kind of want that.

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@LabyrinthRat If your range is Red Delicious to Fuji it’s no wonder you don’t get it. Come visit the cold states in the fall and try some of the good stuff.

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@LizaJae Wait, how have you never made brioche before?

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@LizaJae Mine was also very low, but I had a little shading in the vegetable category because of how they phrased the question. I do not eat wilted salad, not because I have any kind of visceral reaction to it but because why would I when I can make a nice crispy fresh salad?

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Thank you @Avis LAX for above and beyond customer service today.

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@LizaJae Good to know.

[cancels reservations]

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@guess_then @ArrantPedantry @BCDreyer Also Anne of Cleaves.

Jonathon, you clearly never learned the rhyme.

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@AAACares You are sorry to hear that your employee did a wonderful job and that I‘m telling people how great your service was?

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@AAACares you have not sent me a customer satisfaction survey yet, so I want to publicly say that your driver/technician Daniel in the Roseville, MN area is awesome.

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@LizaJae Ooooooh!

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@Not_That_Brian You know if you ever do have a stroke we're not going to realize it.

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@LizaJae @sakeriver @MeganInIn Those are all nachos.

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@LizaJae @Not_That_Brian I was absolutely in Jr High. I was walking between reading and study hall, and the halls were mostly deserted because those were the only 1/2 hour classes. A boy came running down the hall between B and C building screaming “the f-ing space shuttle blew up!”

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@Not_That_Brian Some of us were in Jr. High.

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@LizaJae @LabyrinthRat That ice cream was definitely too rich. But it was the fat content, not the umami that was the problem. Lemon juice would not have helped. Switching in half&half or milk for the heavy cream would have.

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@annekem @ArrantPedantry Totally.

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@ArrantPedantry I picked “other.” “Result” would be closest, but in conversations “So the upshot is . . . “ would replace “Long story short . . .” So not just result but summary? Main point? Something like that. Acknowledging that there was a lot before, but here’s how it finally came out.