KENYAN

Young, enthusiastic scholar, GOVERNANCE, AND FINANCE ANALYST!

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Law, Justice and Peace Party (LJPP), Kenya 2047.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Life gives many chances.

Sometimes, the chances are the hard lessons.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Fetishism!

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

He went up and asked for her sweaty hairband and she handed it right over 😭

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Acha kusema ukweli Doktari.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Anyone who can work with Matiang’i, Uhuru and Rigathi can work with President Ruto. Hakuna tofauti hapo so let’s stop kidding ourselves.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

That's a good question for @C_NyaKundiH. You just gaslight the masses.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I am not an MP, CS, governor or anyone eating taxpayers money. I do not vote on bad laws, control CDF, award tenders or draw a public salary. I am a private Kenyan with a phone and an X account . My job is to ask questions and their job is to answer them.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

I guess the businesses have a say. They pick what's convenient. If you need their services, adjust accordingly.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Mwakideu released a video complaining bitterly about businesses that operate on cash only. Which makes sense, like right now you can’t pay for parking in some malls using cash: they only accept MPESA.
On the other hand, Lynn complained about Oria in Eastleigh that accept cash only. Don’t businesses have a prerogative to choose their preferred mode of payment or it has some nefarious motive underneath?

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Sickening faces and voices; TUTAM.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Some of us could go through all these painful experiences and fail to learn. Learning and unlearning is a choice.

[Eric @amerix]

Some lessons come at you in the name of severe illness, swollen testicles, a penis full of ulcers, and a hospital bill you can't afford.

This is when you will learn a painful lesson.

But for now, you are making fun thinking Amerix is a content creator.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

This is a well articulated topic that clarifies grey areas on financial growth and development.

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

One thing I find interesting is how people treat business and employment as if they exist on opposite planets. Someone posts a G-Wagon and says, “You can’t buy this with a salary.” Then everyone nods as if every business owner is out here casually ordering G63s for breakfast🤣.

The reality is much simpler.

1. The average employee cannot afford a G-Wagon.

2. The average business owner cannot afford a G-Wagon.

The guy running a small shop, the farmer, the boda spare parts dealer, the salon owner, the consultant, the restaurant owner, the livestock farmer, the online seller et al, most are working hard, paying bills, reinvesting profits and trying to grow. They are not shopping for KSh 30M+ cars casually!

The same applies to employment. Most employees won’t afford a G-Wagon. But let’s not pretend there aren’t CEOs, surgeons, pilots, lawyers, senior engineers, footballers, executives etc buying such cars from salaries, they are there, but a tiny fraction just like only a tiny fraction of business people who can afford them.

The truth is that G-Wagons or Bentleys or Ferraris et al are not a business-owner thing or a salaried-person thing. They are a high-income thing. Whether you are in employment or business as long as you are in a high income bracket, you will casually afford it.

The problem with social media is the survivorship bias. We only see the successful entrepreneur with ultra expensive cars and assume that is what business ownership looks like. We don’t see the millions of business owners struggling to make a payroll every month.

Likewise, we see an underpaid employee and assume employment can never create wealth, while ignoring the millions of highly paid professionals quietly building wealth through salaries.

Most people in business won’t own a high end car and most people in employment won’t own it either. The people who do are outliers in both respective groups.

We should stop making it sound like entrepreneurship is a guaranteed luxury-car subscription and employment is a guaranteed poverty sentence. Reality is far more nuanced than that buana. This is why I keep cautioning you all from listening to too much motivational speeches and speakers who offer nothing but hot air!

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

45 Million as a Deputy principal for five years.

No escaping the matrix with 9-5 jobs.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

This should be trending not how a politician rights were infringed.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Protests are currently ongoing in Nanyuki over the US Ebola facility.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

@georgediano I recently noted on several occasions, I throw ugali into the garden for stray dogs to collect. Ugali remains fresh, white as snow and no do even sniffs.

Maajabu!

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Kiboko yao

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I already told you, David Maraga is the biggest threat against Kasongo. The earlier you start seeing that, the better.

For those who keep asking me who to vote for in 2027, the ticket is right there. David Maraga and Sifuna as the DP.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Schools burning and Mr. Ebole ako siaka siaka!

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

Learn to detach early tweeps.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Ukiamka Amka Na Maraga.

Maraga vs Ruto, Ruto ataenda nyumbani.

Good vs evil.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

@sholard_mancity Same war, different battles. War to win against Kenyans.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

@sholard_mancity Good move however, you should pay and tokens reflect instantly. No need to look or wait for neighbours to manually insert delayed tokens.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

This is an opportunity to make America great again. Build it within your territory or DRC.

[USForeignAssist @USForeignAssist]

We are aware of the court action filed in Kenya against the Ebola isolation facility. We are in touch with Kenyan authorities and are optimistic we can resolve objections.

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

You're not representing Kenyans well SISI NI SIFUNA! Refer to constitution 2010 ankho.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[KENYAN @dtoodtoo]

What would Gama Pinto,Tom Mboya, Josiah Mwangi, Robert Ouko and Jacob Juma want us to do at this moment when so much is at stake?