Sequester Grundelplith MD

these are some of the things that Hydrogen atoms do given fifteen billion years of cosmic evolution. You’ll never defeat Andross.

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

This brings up a great point - can they parade Dan Snyder around at preseason games so we can boo him?

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Teams cut players a week before season, during the season. Y’all ain’t booed an owner yet .

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

@IM_Crit_ What is the indication for chest tube? A fibrotic thorax with empyema probably produces less than 10cc of natural pleural fluid into the drained cavity

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

@PulmCrit Toothbrush tachycardia

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

Doesn’t matter how small or remote or impoverished… If you build a chipotle franchise there, the college kids start materializing like field of dreams.

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

Only crime I see here is the Y axis

[Ryan McEntush @rmcentush]

did we forget how to solve crimes

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

“Why does Rice play Texas?”

[Rice Athletics 👐 @RiceAthletics]

Some things are built for game days. Others are built for history. 🏟️

Stay tuned as this limited-edition 75th Anniversary Rice Stadium LEGO set drops next week! 👀 🧱

#GoOwls👐

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

@DrMarwanAl_D The occluded artery on that arteriogram appears to be anterior tibial rather than dorsalis pedis

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

What would happen if you put equimolar concentrations of menthol and capsaicin in the same spot on your skin? And what if that spot was on your taint?

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

GOOD MORNING

BEEF WELLINGTON OF IONA

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Found the footage when I rhymed mansion with Wiscansin 🙏🏿

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

WE ARE BLESSED WITH A QUAD DOINK ON EASTER SUNDAY!!!!

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

@BrownHCPerry @BrownU_MBB @BrownU_Football We also gotta acknowledge that baseline shot over the backboard at the end of the clip. That was smooth.

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

Spring Forward is just gonna steal an hour of sleep from me? And it thinks there won’t be any consequences? Nah. It’s on sight for Father Time watch me beat his ass

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

Bear with me like I’m Christopher Robin

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

@RealTimeWWII If that poor constable has sporotrichosis, the penicillin will be useless. Amphotericin won’t be discovered for another 10 years. Modern treatments will take 40-50 years.

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

Clever way to steal folks’ personal info

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

no matter how fine your selfies is.. your state ID will always humble you

[KingofJUCO @KingofJUCO]

Fun fact 51yr old Ichiro holds the record of Fastest Ceremonial First Pitch Ever at 94mph.

My goat.

[Christin @hexprax]

Looking at colors is pure bliss; I recommend shades like red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

Good lord

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

Didn't count but my goodness

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

A more brave front office would’ve moved granny to food prep years ago and switched to a solid platoon system of aunts and picked up a few daughter-in-law‘s in free agency.

[Sequester Grundelplith MD @duke_newcom]

I also always wanted a black Grand National…