David ◕‿◕

cybersecurity.

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

Straight edge warlock: “craft spells not beer!”

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Have a beautiful day. Trollfoot Love.

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

@life_dialectic Yeah but i saw them free twice, level up

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

RT with your coordinates

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

I love when a bathroom smells like piss because then you know people be pissing in it so it must be good

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

More jimmy eat world discourse this year please

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

Its all from me having them on repeat

[k-punk demon hunters @gr8whitebison]

Weird: Jimmy Eat World has 3x the monthlies of Taking Back Sunday, 5x the monthlies of New Found Glory, and 10x the monthlies of Angels & Airwaves

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

xXx In and out 2024 xXx

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

Taylor swift spotted at big charlies saloon

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

Bird watching tn

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

Hugh grant should be willy wonka and timothee chalamet should be the oompa loompa

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

@mrfunkykon Dem on crates

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

FINALLY, a streaming service with PRONOUNS!!

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

really looking for hotelier foxing ticket in philly 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

eyes wide shut but tom cruise is wearing groucho glasses as his mask

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

I dont need a metronome, i have perfect pitch

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

@leebyyy

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

boy dinner

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

They demonize all these things:

- PBR
- camel blues
- jameson
- ketamine
- moon rocks
- adderall
- juul
- Bang energy
- fernet
- DMT

Because they are the most LIFE GIVING substances in the world.

If you center you diet & life around these things, you cannot be controlled.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

They demonize all these things:

- red meat
- animal fat
- butter
- sugar (yes.)
- fruit
- caffeine
- coffee
- sunlight
- eggs
- DHT

Because they are the most LIFE GIVING substances in the world.

If you center you diet & life around these things, you cannot be controlled.

[David ◕‿◕ @dumbassvegan]

asking the bartender to put subway surfers on one of the tv screens