I’m not falling for that again

I’m pretty dumb, I made this account to say dumb shit.

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@Evolving_Ego @strangestloop Not getting rejected feels much better than being rejected. Not making someone feel bad feels much better than doing so.

[lil duval @lilduval]

Worst guard dog ever 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️😂

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@SaltySandals_ @fellawhomstdve And ditch the popcorn. Lol.

[cell phone\\self-own♿️ @g3thaunted]

never been better vibes than this

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@underwatersfinx @isabelhagen_ I’m down for veganism, but you’re not going to get very far telling people that they’re bad for eating shrimp. A creature that whales consume by the ton every day. (And definitely isn’t sentient)

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@sensorysarah @JJRGriffiths @razibkhan There’s violence, but it’s not really gratuitous. The violence serves the story.

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

"Sumerian Birth Certificate"

Clay tablet from 2000-1595 BC, contains birth of a child, its gender, name of his parents and also a footprint of child. Found in Sumerian city of Nippur in southern Iraq.

Penn Museum

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@BenjaminDanard @vanillaopinions Well, I can’t recommend it because I have no idea what you like. But I think it’s the best adult animation I’ve seen in years.

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

Ollie North and the Iran-Contra affair (85-87)

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@iPoisyn @krisdevereux @FINALLEVEL Parasites who want his money.

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@StudyStock @slimgriz @mattyglesias @RyanRadia Do you live with your parents?

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@CharlesVanThune @mattyglesias @RyanRadia Do you love in one?

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@SpeakingBee @RyanRadia @CharlesVanThune @mattyglesias 😂 Hey babe, I got us 4 hours at the whore motel. Want to marry me?

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@SpeakingBee @RyanRadia @CharlesVanThune @mattyglesias But in America that’s low status.

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@SpeakingBee @RyanRadia @CharlesVanThune @mattyglesias How do you date if you don’t have a place to fuck?

[Flea @flea333]

Just dropped my phone into a plate of scrambled eggs. The eggs got all up in the microphone holes and shit

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@JRWhiteNoise @PostAshley42 @SiggyRose1 There are still slaves in the US, and everywhere else in the world. But legal slavery was ended on June 19th 1865, and the Juneteenth federal holiday commemorates this.

[I’m not falling for that again @dumbdumb40000]

@CaliforniaFirst @Noahpinion But is it so much better that it warrants all the extra work? If the data is true then it must not be.