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[ana @dumbfemcel]

I’m like “who’s ready to rock?” then write a song about killing myself

[ana @dumbfemcel]

my favorite coworker came into work wearing an AJR shirt and I’m not sure how to cope 💔

[ana @dumbfemcel]

#shotgunning10beersin5mins

[ana @dumbfemcel]

going through my photos to make space on my new phone and I stumbled across screenshots of texts from my 2021 ex and genuinely getting sad #swagger #awesometuesdaynight

[ana @dumbfemcel]

A lady at my new restaurant job orientation said she worked on movie sets and I went “omg me too! How has it been going for you?” And she said “well I’m here aren’t I?” 🧍🏻‍♀️

[jam @jimmykola]

god is testing me & i didn't study

[ana @dumbfemcel]

They’re going to tear down the Kowloon for luxury apartments Im literally going to be fucking sick

[ana @dumbfemcel]

another awesome day of going into work to be sexual harassed and then going home to dry beg the indeed scouters

[ana @dumbfemcel]

Performative male contest in my room at 12am sharp!!!

[The Jasmine Dragon @valereece]

I'm on the fourth day of my period 🫶🏾✨️

[ana @dumbfemcel]

watching my ex hinge fling steal my music taste from his Spotify like a fish trapped behind the glass

[ana @dumbfemcel]

pulling up to a party after 21:
welcome to the unction

[ana @dumbfemcel]

EVERYONE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS NOW ❗️❗️❗️

[Carpet Lint @_carpetlint]

Shaving my whole body before the rapture tomorrow, just in case

[ana @dumbfemcel]

it’s not longer enough to just be pregnant- now you must suffer without any OTC pain meds. This is the sammmeeee thing they did with the epidural years ago

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

the charlie kirk news is sobering bc in discussing it with coworkers i realized im deeper in enemy territory than i thought…..

[ana @dumbfemcel]

@MBTA_CR Says the ppl who’ve had the Newburyport train stopped for an hour with no update

[ana @dumbfemcel]

@bunny_grunt Took a bath and going to bed early…literally prepping for this event

[ana @dumbfemcel]

seeing rilo Kiley tomorrow with @bunny_grunt …

[ana @dumbfemcel]

@lemonyylauren August 22nd 2043 :))))

[ana @dumbfemcel]

my next song release is going to make a lot of my exs schizophrenic…keep taking your antipsychotics boys it’s not about you