Duncan White

The problem with quotes on the internet is you never know if they are genuine. Abraham Lincoln

[Duncan White @duncanwhite]

@PhillHarniess @EACD_2021 @EACDtweet @AnnaBasu1 @deanna_gibbs @jeffbezemer @GoshOrchid @Luiluilua @TDeave @uclknowledgelab @Pen_CRU @EI_Smart @m_heys @hharniess Bravo Mr Harniess!

[janine @janinemas0n]

i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos

[Jonathan Healey @SocialHistoryOx]

As the passengers obsess over this iceberg, they're missing our fantastic new deckchair arrangement.

[We Want Plates 🍽 @WeWantPlates]

"Here's your pork, sir."
"Where?"
"In the trough."
"What?"
"The trough."
"Eh?"
"On the chute."
"Eh?"
"In the grass."

(Pic: @UKChris1982)

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Pope Your Enthusiasm

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Hooray for this tale, hooray.

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Just read the thread. Joyous. https://t.co/2prszXRrF3

[Matt Chorley @MattChorley]

Gordon Brown has announced he is writing a "candid memoir".
Exclusive extracts...

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

When you forgot about the report and try to write it on the school bus https://t.co/nVxtSWOG0l

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

I recommend the plugin that makes Trump's tweets into a childish scrawl. Improved my Twitter massively. https://t.co/y43wGiDnQV

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

What a letter to the New York Times this is.

[Raphael Hogarth @Raphael_Hogarth]

The inimitable @BrookesTimes at his filthy, ingenious best

[Philip Collins @PhilipJCollins1]

That was a serious speech by Theresa May. I feared we might look craven and a bit needy. Not a bit of it. On her best days she is very good.

[Jonathan Freedland @Freedland]

Trump moving to bring back torture. Russia decriminalising domestic violence. So hard to fight the feeling world is moving backwards

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"

[John Rentoul @JohnRentoul]

What Theresa May said in her Brexit speech on Tuesday and what she really meant. My translation for @IndyVoices https://t.co/ZLjklbtoTc

[John Lewis @JohnELewis]

Trivial Pursuit makers change all mentions of "km" to "kilometres" as a universal find and change. Can't see what could go wrong there.

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

Yes Terri, sounds like you did kill her & you should probably turn yourself in to the police instead of writing to That's Life magazine

[John Rentoul @JohnRentoul]

Matt, Telegraph