insert esoteric name here

bird person

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

white people be like dude did you see destiny 2 is back

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just invented a new meme i call it 2873897423984741293423674920134163240975614957698475691016

[CHANNEL RAMBLE @channelramblr]

HL2 stalker scream my beloved

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[Hugh G. Rection @hughgrection091]

Almost died today.

A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.

Luckily, the 2026 Aggies offense started playing on the TV.

He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank God 🙏❤️

[ErinEpley @ErinEpley]

The students of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets are a testament to a great university and a great state.

They are not a political prop.

Aggies do not lie, cheat or steal, or tolerate those who do.

@TAMU ‘01

[insert esoteric name here @dying_carp]

@RustySuretteTV The titles of “Secretary of War” and “Department of War” are not official names. The official legal entity still remains as the “Department of Defense” as the change has not yet been approved by Congress. DoW can be used in unofficial settings. Thank you for what you do for BV.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Ambushing French fur traders here

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Drive past me playing this shit im emptying the entire mag at you

[arjun @ShinyArjun]

“macklemore has great politics but his music sucks” when i was 10 years old thrift shop had me so geeked i could have started the third intifada right there

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

This picture fills me with a seething rage... I'm not racist or anything I just hate seeing Texas Longhorns happy

[Tymon 🇪🇺 @tywojci]

>rail operates well
>🇩🇪🇳🇱

[Winter @MsWinterrrr]

Did we just forget what Chris Brown did to Rihanna?

His career should have ended in 2009.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

REPORTER: "Can you tell us about your conversation with President Putin?"

TRUMP: "We had a great conversation. He is wanting to make a deal — and if Zelensky is wanting to make a deal, that'd be very nice."

REPORTER: "What is the holdup?"

TRUMP: "The holdup is two people that hate each other."

[Jimmy Bumps @BobcatKeyBumps]

Here come your Texas Longhorns with a new halftime show performance!

[toby @petloaches]

Ur literally cuteslop bro. Ur adorablebait

[Leal @Mr1stAndGoal]

Birds of a feather flock together