My Site Director told me the SCPs keep killing his D-class personnel so I asked how many D-class he has and he said he just goes to a prison and gets a new one so I said it sounds like he's just feeding D-class to the SCP and then his ethics committee liaison started crying.
no i am not 'dissociating' i'm picturing the beneficial bacteria in my yogurt as little workmen inside my body manufacturing antibodies and hormones and cleaning out plaque and waste materials. they have little overalls, theyre well-paid and have a union
I hate that "hot like Papa John's" line in that one Chappell Roan song. Naming a brand is a sure fire way to make your song irrelevant in 10 years. Unlike timeless classics like "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Minecraft parody lyrics are always written by someone who apparently never played the game. "Don't Mine at Night?" Nighttime is the ideal time to mine, because the mobs are busy spawning on the surface. Moron
younger brother just came up to me and asked if i'd seen the haaland and bellingham "gay edits" of them together. he looked unusually cheerful about that idea like alright bro