friday (he/they)

god’s favorite? nah, i’m freud’s favorite

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

they call me the kitchen the way women belong in me

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

No one should be allowed to vote unless they took a city bus at least one time in the previous 4 years

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

furries are the real silent majority

[666 🩵 w1ntert1me 🩵 heavenly dev1ls 🩵 @762x54RAWR]

both "diy hrt is scary" and "i dont know how to torrent" can be solved with "my girlfriend knows how to do it :D"

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

the dream scenario is you find out that theres something medically wrong with you and thats why you suck

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

i hope chappel roan is emotionally prepared to be on obama’s playlist of the year

[4:44 @leliibaby]

honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

@finachspinach the forbidden ointments…

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

@ratlimit i’m literally the most oppressed person alive (transmasc blondman)

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

@k1ngbadger unstoppable force (clonidine HCL) vs immovable object (zoloft night sweats)

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

help the crazy bitch’s reply is funnier than my original tweet

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

Hey, folx! Just a heads up that I’ll be using your transition timelines to train an AI model for my new startup—it’s going to show eggs what they’ll look like after starting HRT. I’m calling it Crackr 😄

[wet dog @russianmomm]

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

[neopussyboi @forcedmasc]

women are incapable of loving a man the way that gay men can

[max graves (inactive) @maximumgraves]

we're out of the era of every trans guy dressing like if jimmy buffet were also a mallgoth. now everyone has ugly layered haircuts and wears kevin smith jorts with a fitted tank top that says "being transsexual is like being a beautiful butterfly"

[kristian with a k @cumragcouture]

BREAKING: Kamala has said that, if elected, she will impose a 2 year minimum period between Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season and will create a committee of queer representatives to hand select the queens based off of star quality, and star quality alone.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A controversial, but understandable decision by President Joe Biden.

[friday (he/they) @dykeyparton]

i have to watch the debate for work and i think i might just shoot myself