Dylan

Relatively Quiet, Subtly laidback, occasionally adventurous, studiously asocial, lazy grease monkey

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

You know you're regressing as a people when the unit of measurement for any (and every) kind of pollution is the sacrifice of goats.

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@MTPHereToHelp This was at Ballard Estate on Sunday May 26th, 2024 - Challan No - MUMCM24004753357

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@MTPHereToHelp i was stopped by the traffic police for having a 'modified silencer' on my 16 year old cast iron Enfield. Parts are no longer in production and this is the standard silencer. They took my silencer and I paid the fine. What is to be done for old bikes?

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

Riding happily into year 37!
Birthday Rides hit differently!

@royalenfield @royalenfieldlifestyle #BulletMeriJaan

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@Jeannie085 @rajviipatelll @wimpyroch Really? After all my FABULOUS pick up lines that you shot down to my face at Kashmir 😑

[Backpacking Daku @outofofficedaku]

Most Indians are gonna fall sick on 12th August 😉

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@Jeannie085 @lydiavibe Aye Brooo i barely even use the word 'bro' ok broooo

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

That time when u'r considering upgrading ur ride and a passenger in a cab stops to ask you which year's model she is and moves away impressed immediately followed by an old parsi gentleman at the next signal who does the same and smiles in appreciation. SIGH!!! #emmaisbae

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@mybmcWardA will be great if you could please remove the coconuts from the tree outside Owners Court (Behind Fariyas Hotel) like you guys had done last year. It's a disaster waiting to happen. Fortunately noone was on the bike when it happened....yet. Thanks in advance.

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

Chasing Sunsets!

Thank you @thebombaygypsea for the fabulous sail and goodies as always.

Pic credit @Winona_was_here

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@lordaritra @Dododhru I was just going to bring that up. I saw this just yesterday. The jokes just write themselves!!! 😂😂😂

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@chrismiss03 @Jeannie085 9th April isn't too far away... I'll show this bro stars only 🙄

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@Jeannie085 @bumble Hawww! Personal attack!!! Bloody ageist!

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

Old uncle at Gym - you're married ?
Me - No
Old uncle at Gym - Kids?
Me - Not that i know of...
Old uncle at Gym - 😳
Old aunty at gym - 😳
Gym trainers - 😳
Me - 😳

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

There's no 'Hero' without 'her'.
There is a superwoman behind every superhero.

Happy Womens Day!

#Batman #womensday #HappyWomensDay

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

Can hardly wait!!!!
Jumps excitedly!!!

[Dhinchakpooja @DhinchakPooja]

New song "I am a biker " is coming on 15th jan 🏍
#dhinchuks #dhinchakpooja

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@Pradeep25377925 @thevirdas 'Conedian' nahin Bhai..."comedian"
2 rupees cancelled 😑

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@Jeannie085 'December' the name of your ex boyfriend?

[Dylan @dylan_dsilva]

@iBintu18 @Jeannie085 Me me me me meeeee