EAurelian

Vaccine Vampire. ASOIAF enjoyer.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

characters ranked by their ability to survive Silent Hill

[henry @DemNationalist]

Trump voters begging him to give a fuck about anybody but himself after they vote him in:

[Lizrrrd @_Lizrrrd_]

Lmfao it's painfully obvious that everyone here is completely divorced from reality. 25 year old homeowner says that they didn't come from money

[Sicko Bamba @fallout3master3]

Another classic from the vault

[Supreme Leader Loji @thelongmarch86]

None of your pussy ass heroes will ever die a valiant death fighting for a righteous cause because they are busy robbing you blind in the white house while trafficking children.

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

Mundial 2066: “Expandimos el torneo a 124 selecciones”

El Vaticano vs Islas Epstein del Grupo Z a las 3am:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control and the cost of living continues to rise for Americans across the country. I expect the president to reheat debunked conspiracy theories about the repeatedly litigated and audited and confirmed 2020 presidential election in Georgia, an election that Donald Trump lost. And let me be very clear about this: if the President declares Georgia's election illegitimate, or if the President declares Georgia's sitting United States Senators illegitimate, he is declaring Georgia voters illegitimate. It's Donald Trump who tried to defraud Georgia voters in that election, Donald Trump who tried to commit election fraud when he called Georgia's Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger -- and it was caught on tape, and you should play the tape to your viewers today -- and badgered and bullied Georgia's top election official to 'find him' the votes that he needed to win in a state where he had lost."

[nut @nutveit]

@janhopi

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Ed Davey(LibDem leader): "I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface." 🤣

#PMQs

[just matt @questionableway]

i just want lettuce on my burger man

[Warren @swd2]

Republicans when ICE murders a dad in front of his kid.

[chosen undead @chosenundeadone]

O, death. Become my blade, once more

[MatiMgK @MatiMgK]

*Piłkarz Anglii przyjmuje piłkę*

argentyńczycy:

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Kinda nuts to watch everything fall apart in exactly the way you'd think based on who is in charge lol

[「 ✦ diane is limited」ദ് @PINKNEXTDOLL]

This is how every Argentina hate Watch feels

[Hugo Papé 💚🌱🌍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸🇪🇸 @HugoPap2]

My politics normally, vs my politics when an Argentinian starts speaking.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

At this point "Abolish ICE" is setting the bar way too low, "Punish ICE" establishes a much better baseline going forward

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

What a winning message for 2028!