Nora 🇵🇸

Bipartisanship should be a thing. So should human decency. Millennial.
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
#BlackLivesMatter

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

@James85003327 @SoVeryBritish My entire family likes them and I keep trying year after year - so far no luck.

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

@enoughtopray @SoVeryBritish Food comes from the kitchen. Food is good. You get the food faster if you A) help make it & B) are in the kitchen. It is a holiday because of the food that is being made and the people that are present.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2022 ✨

[Dash Farhad @dash_far]

"I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream."
Van Gogh

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

If you were an angry bird, who would you be? We'd have to go with the northern hawk owl.

📷 courtesy of Eric Bégin/CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 https://t.co/IW7NZNXKRi

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

SHE'S FREE!!!!! So thrilled to hear that Brittney Griner is finally coming home 💜 Welcome home BG, and fuck you Russia.

CBS News: Brittney Griner released by Russia in 1-for-1 prisoner swap for arms dealer Viktor Bout.

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

Where's the friendly neighborhood bartender you can spill all your secrets and massive life mistakes to when you really need them?

[Anna Mazzola - is not here @Anna_Mazz]

A friend told me an amazing story over the weekend of how she’d been with a group of mostly young people, discussing the most famous person they’d shagged.

When they got to the very end of the table, a woman in her 70s looked up and said quietly: ‘Elvis’.

[Patricia Miller - TrishMillerWrites @MillerTrish42]

@lasrina Never, never, never pass up the opportunity to use a clean bathroom when traveling. You have no idea how long it will be before you see another one.

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

@a5oNGaming @golvera22 @IlhanMN Exception that makes the rule.

[Wee Ghost of a Gersha @SailMksDaughter]

@Swilua The “yeah, we don’t record that” in female healthcare is soooo pervasive.
Have you read Invisible Women by @CCriadoPerez ?

The effects of alcohol on breast milk was only formally studied a few years ago.
The standard seems to be “just assume women can’t do it & start there” 🤯

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

That moment when you're in the exact situation when a sober friend is supposed to save you from making a terrible mistake but you don't have a good enough friend so you make the mistake anyway .

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:

1. That's great
2. Good for you
3. Have fun
4. Fascinating
5. Thanks for that
6. Well done you
7. Good luck with that
8. Sounds thrilling
9. What a shame
10. Wow

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

@OMGitsLYANNE @thatgirl_nicki @GrillmoreSlim Next visit: "So I moved to my front lawn..."

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

Go ahead and say we're lazy, spoiled freeloaders who have done nothing and are going nowhere. You were already saying it.
#Millennials #portland #GenZ

https://t.co/evOat4sUEh

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me.

Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My ADHD was misdiagnosed as “smart but lazy”, “selfish”, “lacks effort”, “in his own world”, “too sensitive”, “messy and disorganized”, “always late”, “gets in his own way”, “sloppy handwriting”, “overly emotional”, “a lot”, and ��not living up to his potential.”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Email translations:

“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious

“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious

“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious

“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious

“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious

[Insight Collector @insight_collect]

@Theholisticpsyc It is so hard when you open your eyes and see that some relationships will never be what you hoped they would be and that their values are so different to your own.

My idealised imaginary versions of them have disappeared and I miss them terribly. 😢

[Nora 🇵🇸 @e_j_g_]

@pallas9822 @dotsonfiona @LizNewmanSnook @clhubes My older sister did this to me. I ate SO MANY chocolate pretzels it's not even funny