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i’m not standards anymore

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

“I fought dis gayme was plaid wit ya feit”

[charlie @chunkbardey]

you expect me to get work done ?? in these conditions?? in this world?? where my socks feel weird???

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

BREAKING: Andrew Tate is banned from the Curio Shop!

[lydia burns (parody) @lydiakburns]

kentucky culture is betting $2 on the horse with the silliest name to show

[James @CaucasianJames]

waiting for my parents to admit that them raising me catholic was just a bit

[Charaia Rush @itscharaia]

There is no amount of pain that can keep the pursuit of goodness and mercy from making their way towards you.

There isn't a valley that can cause these companions to grow weary nor a storm that can force them to be shipwrecked at the shore. 

They are coming after you.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[jesus dying on the cross] please… make a tv show where vegetables talk about me

[Sarah Kinzer 🕊 @kinzer_sarah]

Today in preschool Sunday school one of our 4 year olds prayed...

"Deliver us from eagles"

& girl, I agree.

Birds are scary.

[Holly Roman @hollromes]

Y’all know how people who know how to play piano are always looking for excuses to show off? That’s how I feel with multiplication timed tables

[cory 🍊 @moonyslibrary]

my red flag is that i do judge books by their covers and i won’t read one if it’s ugly

[Kait Feldmann @kaitfeldmann]

Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

[sharjil rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

[LB @lnbshr]

me if i drew jack harlow from memory

[will 🍉 @miniaturedishes]

the existence of hbo max implies the existence of hbo ruby

[Nittany Brian @nittany_brian]

At some point in your life, you ran the 3 man weave for the last time, and nobody knew it