Ed Bailey

Actor, writer, songwriter, father...

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

Morning Ben. Nothing arrived. You don’t open until 10. We’re on holiday with no food. Apparently the manager was out in the van last night but as he never showed or called, should we contact the police or other rescue services?He could be dead along with our order.Worrying times.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

Hi @Tesco we’ve been waiting with our three young kids for our delivery of basic supplies. Any chance your ‘you’re next in line’ statement on the phone at 7.10 was a lie? We were tempted to believe you then coz you were only 10 minutes later than your four hour window.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@Tesco Hi Ben. I’m asking about Tesco policy. On another related matter: as it’s still not arrived, will it come after 11 or not at all? No comms from driver or call centre phones. Again, I’m asking policy coz I don’t believe anything anymore about this order-do deliveries stop at 11?

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@Tesco I would message with those details now but I’m having trouble getting the kids to sleep. Just be nice to know if it’s policy to say these things and then have messages from drivers alluding to imminent deliveries that never arrive.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@IcelandFoods I see you’re offering priority delivery service fr disabled people. How can they arrange this please? (Online? Phone?) thanks.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@sainsburys Can disabled people arrange priority delivery online or do they have to phone? Thanks.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

.@askesure Assuming you’re the insurance company who took money from my a/c after autorenewing without clear notice...please tell me how 2 cancel my policy by email (not phone or setting up an a/c I don’t want). If you’re a different company, apologies for the disturbance.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

.@JonesBootmaker Still no news? You’ve had the order number a few hours now. You confirmed the order despatch the day before yesterday. I know these are boring details for Twitter, but you’ve got my cash and I’ve got no shoes. #noresponse

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@JonesBootmaker JBM69922

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

.@JonesBootmaker Still waiting for my next day delivery two days later, but a response to my email would do for now.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@RosieDuffield1 Just heard your speech, in full, on @BBCRadio4 You are showing the power of Parliament for good.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@AsaBeattie Missing a Peavy Bandit and a Rat stomp box. (Someone’s got to miss them)

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@sainsburys I've got a serious complaint about your undercover security at Pinner store 2day. No manager on site. Anyone want to talk?

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@GemmaCW Crossrail?

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Someone is reporting my son's face & #Instagram agree saying it doesn't meet their guidelines before removing it. RT to support me in this!

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@CostaCoffee Hi Natalie. It was in Pinner, but I know it was working for others. It seems to be an issue for Mac users. Barista helpful but no solution

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

.@CostaCoffee Just using my data to send this coz yet again your promised wifi won't work. Ah, just 1 more unwanted milky drink in my life.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@AuthorSaraAlex great! Looking forward to it.

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@AuthorSaraAlex Hi Sara! When's your book out in the UK?

[Ed Bailey @edbaileybailey]

@michaelgove I for one have had enough of experts like JMW Turner, with all his arrogant brushstrokes. #turnerprize