Andrew James Meyers

a small town guy with big city dreams--Northwestern University Alum—degenerate gambler and horrible investor

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@elonmusk Maybe hit him with that wet suck E

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@C_S_Independent @13abc He can’t replace a senator in Ohio as he wasn’t eligible to run in Ohio.

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@MLBNetwork @MGMRewards @TarikSkubal get a new suit?

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@Ashcryptoreal Already priced in

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@PFTCommenter High school football wide receiver coach energy

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@13abc And he was lying. Columbus citizens who visited city hall had their private info leaked on the dark web. Columbus media covered this lie.

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@TheKevinAllison Peter thiel also has blood transfusions from 18 year olds in an attempt to live longer. (Despite only marginal evidence indicating it works—in mice)

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@Slate It’s pegging. Her husband wants to be pegged.

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@APompliano At some point we have to stop believing these billionaires and call their bullshit

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@gordongekko @Aadarsha201 …. Usually traders will, ya know, show their trades as proof.

I turned a nickel into 100k last night.

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

Waffle House is calling my name

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Business travel in 2024:

Decent, direct flight: $139

Hotel room: $145

Round trip Uber from the airport to your hotel in the worst looking car you’ve seen in your life with a guy yelling to his cousin on speakerphone for 44 minutes: $176

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@reflog18 Jordan McCord

[Jared Smith @jaredsmithbets]

Best thing I’ve seen on the internet in quite some time

👏🏻 @JFrankensteiner

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@jackmac Thanksgiving in prison means double trays of almost street quality food. Top three day of the year behind bars

[Ogbo Okoronkwo | Obeezy @OgboOkoronkwo]

That mf is not real! @MylesGarrettt

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@deeptocenter Why you have to make me feel my feelings like this

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

"The ball will always find you!"

This @Dan_Dickerson call just became a core memory.

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@BarstoolBigCat Max pacing himself right out the gate, it’s a marathon not a sprint. Kid’s made for this.

[Andrew James Meyers @educatedhonky]

@AtenKrotos @ChamathWarriors You do know it’s satire right