@LilyCGuiney Caribou doesn’t even exist in Chicago anymore. And I can’t figure out if that pink circle about Gloria Jean is Chicago, but I’ve literally never seen one of those in Chicago ever.
@soonrightaway They think, to some degree, that the U.S. is still an extension of their country, that we are still a colony of sorts and therefore should still be similar to the UK. In reality only about 20% of Americans have English ancestry.
@ellyssmile There's a dog in my neighborhood that has beef with my cat. (And my cat with him, to be clear, she's a jerk.) They both lunge at the window, screens have been broken, Yet once a week the owner will walk by my house, and seem totally caught off guard that the dog is losing it.
@SisyphusFell Patricia is being chased by a serial killer and, in the midst of it, decides to tase her high school enemy because "she's the worst." I was both scared AND laughing.
On September 17, 2001—President George W. Bush visited the Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
“The face of terror is not the true faith of Islam. That’s not what Islam is all about. Islam is peace. These terrorists don’t represent peace. They represent evil and war.”